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NEW RULE

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Rathnait62
#25re: NEW RULE
Posted: 11/22/05 at 7:57pm

New Rule: If a fellow theatergoer looks familiar to you, but you don't remember their name, and you say right to their face, "Aren't you famous?", that person's friend/companion is allowed to kick you.


Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 11/22/05 at 07:57 PM

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Mr Roxy
#26re: NEW RULE
Posted: 11/22/05 at 8:09pm

If you come in late & disturb others, you will be detained in the theater for an hour after everyone has left


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hannahshule
#27re: NEW RULE
Posted: 11/22/05 at 8:16pm

New Rule: if you a re a prepubescent teen sitting behind me at a show, and decide that if you sing along loud enough, you'll be discovered (which you won't) I have the right to stick my wrath upon you by ripping out your vocal chords.


~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~

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Mister Matt
#28re: NEW RULE
Posted: 11/22/05 at 8:24pm

New Rule: All angsty Goth teens who believe they are superior by claiming to be so "nonconformist" should be put into a stadium with all the other millions of other angsty Goth teens and be forced to read an oral report about how different they are from everyone else in the stadium. A sheep of a different color is still a sheep.


"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian


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