So I'm a week behind, but I'll catch up tonight. I saw the first episode, which was sort of...odd. I get that they want to try something new, but do they expect anyone to believe that they just couldn't come up with the last girl out of all the applicants and had to look elsewhere for someone who was not going through the process with everyone else? That is very fishy, even for this show. As soon as we saw the bitch from Vegas, we knew she was getting in the house, so picking her last was so deliberately cruel. I don't know why she was crying so much unless she missed the Tiffany cycles. I don't know who goes home first yet, but I'm just hoping when Angelea goes, she just laughs it off in front of Tyra.
Hated having to see Perez on my TV. It is somewhat excused for the way she allowed him to be on the show, but if she didn't fear total tabloid sabotage, I guess she had to come up with something. He is so gross and can't even pull off a sassy gay snap.
The strangest part of all was having a 90-minute episode that ends just before the first photo shoot. How are we supposed to decide who we want to go home first if we can't say, "...but she takes a good picture". Making us wait a week to be properly judgmental is particularly cruel. But based on the little we saw, I liked Eyebrows and Baldy. Though Baldy is clearly our "I'm a small-town girl" of the Cycle. I want to hear more about the cult and how she escaped. I hope it involves a milk wagon. Escaping from a creepy religious cult should
always involve a milk wagon.
Was it Jessica that said, "We say y'all and drink sweet tea"? You know what that means. Land of the pedophiles. They LOVE sweet tea. It's all you need to catch a predator.
Mister Jay has finally gone off the deep end. His hair is so platinum, it's almost blue. I don't get this look he's trying to achieve. Is he only attracted to men who have a fetish for Extra-Terrestrials? The only way he could look worse is to wear a matador costume with a saggy crotch. Unfortunately, we all know this as fact.
And how many mommies do we have this time? Three? Kudos to getting their figures back, but good Lord! Get ready for a couple of months filled with little model teardroplets crying over their babies. Ugh. I doubt we'll hear anyone screaming "YOU HAD
SEX?!?!?!" this time around because we all already know the answer to that question.
I have to say I'm a little more excited for Cycle 14. I sort of like most of the girls. Except for Ren, because that whole situation is shady. Maybe one of the chosen girls dropped out and they had to move fast because they already sent all the ugly losers home on a bus now permanently stained with mascara.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 3/18/10 at 03:18 PM
