NEXT TOP MODEL season 14

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 10:46am

I didn't even realize it started last night - glad I happened upon it while surfing.

They already had their makeovers! Great idea-I never could understand why they went so long in the past with the girls' old looks.

I don't have a favorite yet, but they've already started fighting in the loft (which is so ugly, btw).

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 10:51am

I haven't watched it yet, but thanks for starting this thread! You know I'll be all over it. The mini-model season was so dull, though it was actually a season where my favorite girl from the very first episode actually won. I think that's a first!

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:05am

Yes Matt, we're all looking forward to your coverage! Last night's opening epi was 90 minutes long.

[liotte]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:08am

I didn't know it started last night either, but alas, it was on my DVR when I got home.

I think that they airbrush the official photos as opposed to the original headshots that are shown that they can take any girl and make her photos "model quality" and tweak them to the way they want.

What's with all the southern girls? And teenagers with babies from the first time they had sex? At least it is more interesting than last season.

And Alasia is annoying, but Angelea from Staten Island just needs to go. I'm sure they will keep them both on to continue the drama.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:22am

Oh yeah, that's right. The one who started staring at Brenda and giving her dirty looks for no reason at all, I think that was Angelea. I have to say she looks good, but she's got an awful personality so far.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:27am

I saw about 5 minutes and the only impression I got was that the girl with the eyebrows needs to be plucked big time.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 11:29am

And Angelea's makover was HORRIBLE! She's a very pretty girl, but those bangs are awful! It's almost as bad as Saleisha getting the "tootie"!
I thought everyone else looked great with their makeovers.

HOw many times are we going to hear, "I grew up in a cult"?

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:07pm

Thanks Jane! It's on my DVR to record all episodes...so I didn't even know they had started again!

Watching it now :)

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 1:26pm

My pleasure! You can always count on me to watch trash tv!

[supportivemom]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 2:22pm

Naduah has a stunning face! Very interesting back story too. Tyra was her usual annoying self!

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 2:40pm

Doodle, as usual, you crack me up!

[clever name]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 2:42pm

I had no idea it started last night. Thanks, Jane! I need to find it online.

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 4:58pm

Alright...I finished!

I'm glad that the one girl from the last "normal" cycle casting made it.

But my favorite is the bald one. However, unless they let her wear wigs at times during the photo shoots they could get tired of her. Remember Claire?

[Magdalene]

Posted: 3/11/10 at 6:41pm

I happened to catch it while surfing---but luckily, I see that they are repeating it Friday night, so I'll watch it then (followed by the marathon on Oxygen on Saturday!)

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 3:18pm

So I'm a week behind, but I'll catch up tonight. I saw the first episode, which was sort of...odd. I get that they want to try something new, but do they expect anyone to believe that they just couldn't come up with the last girl out of all the applicants and had to look elsewhere for someone who was not going through the process with everyone else? That is very fishy, even for this show. As soon as we saw the bitch from Vegas, we knew she was getting in the house, so picking her last was so deliberately cruel. I don't know why she was crying so much unless she missed the Tiffany cycles. I don't know who goes home first yet, but I'm just hoping when Angelea goes, she just laughs it off in front of Tyra.

Hated having to see Perez on my TV. It is somewhat excused for the way she allowed him to be on the show, but if she didn't fear total tabloid sabotage, I guess she had to come up with something. He is so gross and can't even pull off a sassy gay snap.

The strangest part of all was having a 90-minute episode that ends just before the first photo shoot. How are we supposed to decide who we want to go home first if we can't say, "...but she takes a good picture". Making us wait a week to be properly judgmental is particularly cruel. But based on the little we saw, I liked Eyebrows and Baldy. Though Baldy is clearly our "I'm a small-town girl" of the Cycle. I want to hear more about the cult and how she escaped. I hope it involves a milk wagon. Escaping from a creepy religious cult should always involve a milk wagon.

Was it Jessica that said, "We say y'all and drink sweet tea"? You know what that means. Land of the pedophiles. They LOVE sweet tea. It's all you need to catch a predator.

Mister Jay has finally gone off the deep end. His hair is so platinum, it's almost blue. I don't get this look he's trying to achieve. Is he only attracted to men who have a fetish for Extra-Terrestrials? The only way he could look worse is to wear a matador costume with a saggy crotch. Unfortunately, we all know this as fact.

And how many mommies do we have this time? Three? Kudos to getting their figures back, but good Lord! Get ready for a couple of months filled with little model teardroplets crying over their babies. Ugh. I doubt we'll hear anyone screaming "YOU HAD SEX?!?!?!" this time around because we all already know the answer to that question.

I have to say I'm a little more excited for Cycle 14. I sort of like most of the girls. Except for Ren, because that whole situation is shady. Maybe one of the chosen girls dropped out and they had to move fast because they already sent all the ugly losers home on a bus now permanently stained with mascara.

Updated On: 3/18/10 at 03:18 PM

[EVIE]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 3:27pm

I can not stand Alesia! Her picture was gawd awful and she looked like an idiot just standing there while Nigel was asking her about it. Loooooved when the other chick fell down the stairs and later off the runway!

[singtopher]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 3:39pm

Was the clip of the model tripping down the stairs then getting walloped by a pendulum from this season? They showed it on the view this morning.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 3:41pm

I was SO hoping that girl who fell would have a "Smile" moment and rock the rest of the catwalk and win the challenge!

I had an odd feeling about "cultie" last week, and it was confirmed with her fibbing. I dont think she had the worst picture tho.

I was really impressed with "eyebrows". Her picture was seriously stunning, but I keep thinking of Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.

Ren needs a serious attitude adjustment. I havent seen that much pouting about being miserable since I was in little league! Why did you go you ahole?! Her picture was the worst, imo.

Does anyone watch Ru Paul's Drag Race? Their first challenge was similar with all of the wind...much funnier with drag queens who have wigs and false eyelashes!

[EVIE]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:08pm

Yes it was singtopher and it was great!

[singtopher]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 5:25pm

In case you didn't catch "The View" this morning, here is the clip where Whoopi can barely hold it together while watching this, and then Barbara does her impression of a model walk. Just priceless.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/video/americas-next-top-model-contestant-falls-10135591

[EVIE]

Posted: 3/18/10 at 7:34pm

My reaction was pretty much the same as Whoopi's! LOL