NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Bernstein — Page 2

#26

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:33pm

Who would you nominate? Categories:

Worst Actor (play):
Worst Actress (play):
Worst Actor (musical):
Worst Actress (play):
Worst Supporting Actor (play):
Worst Supporting Actress (play):
Worst Supporting Actor (musical):
Worst Supporting Actress (play):
Worst Musical:
Worst Play:
Worst Design:


Umm...it's been a long day. I can't think of anything else, because I'm not thinking now.

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#27

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:36pm

REAL CATEGORIES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh geez...

They should be even worse than the razzies...think MTV.

Best onstage pash.
Most effeminate man.
Broadway star everyone wants to do...

You know. Real classy categories...

#28

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:40pm

Most unbelievable flying contraption:

Tightest pants:

Best onstage injury:

Silliest name of a leading lady:

Most grating vibrato:



Hmm...what else?

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#29

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:44pm

Most highly overrated show.

Set that looks most like a garbage dump (watch out for Cats and Brooklyn!)

Best Actress/Actor that constantly makes the Worst Employment Decisions (think Melissa Errico)

Butchest woman.

Best irrelevant onstage chemistry (eg those two chorus boys in the back left that you can't take your eyes off)

Show that has already made more money than it deserves

#30

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:49pm

Most overrated actor/actress:

Worst use of someone else's songs:

Worst stunt casting:

Biggest hair:

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#31

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:51pm

Best man that you REALLY thought was a woman:

Best bearded Lady:

Most incomprehensible plot:

Score that sounds like someone on strong drugs wrote it and a drunk producer actually thought it sounded good:

#32

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 4:55pm

Best use of stealing your own songs:

Hardest song to sing:

Best woman that you REALLY thought was a man:

Show that most makes you wish you were in the snow with wet hair and no shoes instead of in the theater:

Theater with the worst sound:

Song that most makes you want to unwrap loud candies in the middle of it:

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#33

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:00pm

Show that does the least credit to a seemingly unsinkable premise:

Worst recycling of a classic show:

Best chewing on the scenery:

Actor/Actress that you wish would put a paper bag over their head:

Ugliest person that would actually make you contemplate switching teams:

#34

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:04pm

Actor/Actress who is so creepy you SWEAR they were looking at you!:

Show you'd be least willing to rush:

Actor/Actress during whose big song you'd most want a cell phone to ring:

Actor/Actress who should least wear tight pants:

Actor/Actress who should most wear tight pants:

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#35

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:04pm

Y'know, if I wanted to start a "Threadjack Company," I'd hire YOU TWO in a New York Minute...

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#36

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:06pm

*slinks away in shame*

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#37

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:07pm

Why thankyou M_E!!!

That's a big compliment!

We're the threadjack queens!!!

oh and Song that not even a hundred candy wrappers and four mobile phone ringtones can save:

#38

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:09pm

SHAME?!?!?!?!?!?!

That's the highest compliment one can get next to being named a hussy!

Updated On: 3/2/05 at 05:09 PM

#39

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:12pm

*slinks away in shame at not being a hussy*

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"I am special, I am special! Please, God, please, don't let me be normal!" ---Louisa, The Fantasticks --- --- Intolerant of intolerance.

#40

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:13pm

that's better!

#41

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/2/05 at 5:24pm

Anyone else have any ideas about some Raspies that could be handed out?

#42

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 5:39am

someone MUST have more ideas for the Raspies!

#43

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 5:53am

No, I LOVE the ones you have already. Joyous!

#44

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 5:59am

Now we just need someone to start the awards and have a way to nominate and award these joyous prizes!

#45

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 1:02pm

"Now we just need someone to start the awards and have a way to nominate and award these joyous prizes!"

And my wish is if that DOES happen Paradox, it will done in a thread created for that purpose.

Picking up on subtle hints doesn't appear to be one of your particular talents, does it?

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."

#46

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 1:10pm

I think what Mary_Ethel is trying to say is to stop threadjacking her threads, but maybe I'm just being a douche. Nah, I AM a douche, but I'd give my left pinkie to bet that's what she's trying to say in a very-nice-but-serious-way.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#47

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 1:15pm

Paradox, in days gone by, long before you joined bww, 'Threadjack Queen' was my signature line and no one ever disputed its right to be there.

This thread completely made my day. Lael, you could be a doctor, you smart cookie. Tell me more about these diseases.

#48

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 1:19pm

And you know where would be the perfect thread for randomness that doesn't have to do with the thread at hand? The Random Thread.
Where threadjacking isn't allowed - it's encouraged!

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

Updated On: 3/5/05 at 01:19 PM

#49

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 1:20pm

I was just making a joke... *slinks off back into lurkderdom* I won't participate if everyone would rather me not.

#50

re: NON-WICKED Fans, Please Stop Liking Rodgers & Hammerstein or Leonard Be

Posted: 3/5/05 at 1:22pm

In my observation, there are at least two threads on the OT Board devoted SOLELY to threadjacking and random-ness... might I suggest that activites of this nature be placed in their proprer habitats?

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"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."