Name That Swag

#1

Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:07am

Okay, here's the deal. Come up with some fun, original swag items for your favorite show.

For example:

CABARET:
Hypodermic Needles
Home Pregnancy Tests
Temporary Tattoos
Coke Spoons
Knee Highs
Pineapples



Aaaaaand.............GO!

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#2

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:37am

Let's give another example...

Le Miz:
A Bread Box
Used Furniture
Decorative Sewage Grates
Running Shoes

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#3

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:38am

Sweeney:

Buckets of blood
Decapitated heads

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#4

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 10:41am

Don't forget the Saftey Razors.

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#5

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:49am

COMPANY:

Karate Gi
Bottle of Stoli
27 Dinner Plates
Subway Tokens
Scrabble Game
Yesterday's Stew
Copy of Kama Sutra

#6

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:50am

You forgot an IUD.

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#7

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:51am

You both get gold stars.

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#8

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:54am

SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE

a paint-by-numbers kit
a hat
two stuffed dogs
a pregnancy suit
a laser pointer

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#9

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 11:56am

And a MONKEY!

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#10

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:01pm

Dude, think of how many shows you could give out a monkey with.
Wicked, Cabaret, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Tarzan, Drowsy Chaperone...

There's going to be a run on monkey memoribilia.

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#11

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:05pm

I forgot a space heater!

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#12

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:07pm

You could also work them into BARNUM, SIDE SHOW, TLK and inevitably, ALADDIN.

OLIVER!:

Sausages
Tankard of Ale
Embroidered Hanky
Fresh Strawberries
Casket
Gloves with fingers missing

#13

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:12pm

a switchblade
a boxed lunch
a few cans of corn
a kaleidoscope
some dirty pictures


NAME THIS MUSICAL!

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#14

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:13pm

easy--OKLAHOMA!

Your turn:

Opium
Fake Moustache
Sheet Music
Numbered Placards
Darjeeling Tea

Updated On: 11/14/06 at 02:13 PM

#15

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:13pm

I don't know, but I hope Carol Channing is in it.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#16

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:15pm

Nice, lildogs! That was easy, though, I know.





Well, Carol is in it, but she's only one of the dancing darkies serving Aunt Eller.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#17

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 2:33pm

I'm ashamed to admit it, but I don't know, lil!

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#18

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/14/06 at 3:04pm

A Chorus Line

ice paks
towel
TKTS shirt
glittery top hat
The Red Shoes video
Robert Goulet's Greatest Hits cd
card with address to unemployment office

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#19

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:12am

Grateful,
I like your twist to the game...


Pasties
Stuffed Lambs
Egg Rolls
Loud Plaid Coats
Silverware


Guess the show!

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#20

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:14am

I guess I'm the only one lost. I have absolutely no idea what you're doing.

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#21

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:27am

Swag is another term for the crap they always sell in the lobby. I started the thread saying come up with fun items that are specific to a show. Now it's switched up a bit by you making up items, but not saying which show it's for. You have to guess the show.

Sound like fun?

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#22

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/15/06 at 12:34am

Anyone have a guess on the above items?

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

#23

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:09am

Gypsy!

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#24

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:11am

How about...

a letter
a publishing company
a summer theater
a watch
a boat

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"Be not like dumb, driven cattle. Be a hero in the strife." A Psalm of Life...Walt Whitman

#25

re: Name That Swag

Posted: 11/15/06 at 1:20am

I'm stumped.



Handsome avatar.....

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"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2