Nat'l Enquirer: Sarah Palin ADULTERESS- Page 2

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:28pm

It's not adultery in Alaska. There aren't enough womenfolk up there and Sarah, if what they Enquirer says is true, was merely doing her task from God to keep menfolk from having sex with each other.

[Calvin]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:29pm

A womenfolk drought?

Giuliani wouldn't last a cosmopolitan New York elitist minute.
Updated On: 9/4/08 at 12:29 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:30pm

To be fair, the word Rudy used was "cothmopolitan."

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:31pm

Jesus, was he off his meds last night or what?

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 12:44pm

He was outta control.

[Auggie27]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 1:17pm

I thought Rudy looked like Jack, the Pumpkin King (about to head into 9/11 Land instead of back to Halloweentown.)

[cubanpab]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 1:18pm

lol, auggie stop, you're killing me... lmao!!

[Calvin]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 2:06pm

"It's worth pointing out that while the Enquirer may or may not be scrupulous in its choice of stories -- that's in the eye of the beholder -- it is pretty scrupulous about its facts. They win lawsuits. They've broken a host of stories the MSM guys couldn't."

-Jonah Goldberg

Oh, I guess that applies only when the story's about Edwards.

(per Andrew Sullivan)

[Jon]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 2:21pm

Republicans believe an Ivy League education is bad. "Elite", which means "among the best" is a bad thing to be. They think the president should be a "regular guy".

GWB went to an Ivy League school, but I guess he is a "regular guy" because he is a moron.

Personally, I want a President and Vice-President who are really, really, really smart.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 2:25pm

Jon, Obama was the Harvard Law Review Editor, Palin attended University of Idaho and majored in moose hunting.

[Jon]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 2:43pm

As far as administrative experience, Obama probably had more people working under him at Harvard Law Review than Palin had under her as mayor of that piddly little one-moose town.

And he probably has more people working for him on this campaign than she has working for her in the Alaska state government.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 2:53pm

Democrats vote for candidates who are extraordinary.

Republicans vote for candidates precisely because they are ordinary.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 3:02pm

Farrah Fawcett as Cindy McCain, if she were healthy.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 3:04pm

So basically, in the Palin clan, the highest level of education achieved is a communications/journalism BA from the U of Idaho. The firstborn is goin' off to war rather than college and the second child is dropping out of high school--as is the boy friend--to have a baby and get married.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 3:06pm

I don't think they are dropping out. The reason they haven't gotten married yet is because they are waiting until after graduation.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 3:09pm

When I think of Alaska, I think of my favorite video clip of the summer involving the adorable Ariel Tweto on Wipeout. Really, if you haven't seen her, please watch. And somebody kiss her already!

"Where's the pole?!?!" could be Palin's new catchphrase! I annoyed my bofriend by saying that all summer.
WHERE'S THE POLE?!?!?!

[violet72]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 3:53pm

FYI Alaska is one of the top states for high school drop outs

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 4:17pm

Democrats vote for candidates who are extraordinary.

Republicans vote for candidates precisely because they are ordinary.

I think if Bush were oridinary, it would be a massive improvement. There is nothing oridinary about that disgusting man.

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 4:21pm

You people are just picking on Sarah because she's a WOMAN!

[miss pennywise]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 4:43pm

Jennifer Coolidge = Sarah Palin

Jane Lynch = Cindy McCain

Larry Miller = John McCain

Todd Leiberman = Todd Palin

Parker Posey = Bristol

Matt Keesler = Levi

[blueroses]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 4:46pm

penny, I love it! What about Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy?

[violet72]

Posted: 9/4/08 at 5:31pm

Miss P that is a movie that I would line up to see