National Enquirer: Preview of Palin Expose' — Page 2

I believe each and every word of what the Enquirer prints about Sarah Palin and her family of junkies, drunks, and sluts.

There's simply no doubt that the National Enquirer is a more readily believable outlet of information than the Republican Party.

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Hell, all the NE had to do was wait outside the high school, offer the kids some doobie and beer and wait for them to let loose on the Palin's.

He's the ghostess with the mostest!

Re:

"Another special right: When it comes to respecting your family's privacy, Palin and the GOP see no need. They want to micromanage the most intimate aspects of your private life. And if their own kids fail to live up to the standards that Palin and the GOP seek to impose on your family, well, that's a private matter between the Palins, their daughter, their God, and the thousands of screaming imbeciles in elephant hats waving McCain/Palin signs on the floor of the Republican National Convention."

Exactly.

I'd rather be Anderson Pooper.

This family is a John Waters movie.

A good John Waters movie.

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