Need some excellent news? Maybe this will tide you over till tomorrow!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 5:43pm

The three happest words in the English Language:


McRib is BACK!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 5:45pm

eegads! Nasty!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 5:51pm

It doesn't happen often. Once maybe twice a year, if we're lucky. It's an event so rare that, for a few weeks, citizens throughout this great nation put aside their petty differences and unite in celebration of something so very perfect that it could only have been created by the hands of God herself. What could possibly break through the walls of fear and mistrust that we Americans build up around ourselves and, if only for a moment, bring us together as one in joyous revelry? The McRib sandwich, of course.

Made from only a simple bun, barbecue sauce, onions, pickles, and what very well could be meat of some sort, the McRib sets the standard of deliciousness by which all other fast food must be compared.

McRib is BACK!

[LePetiteFromage]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 5:51pm

Updated On: 1/10/09 at 05:51 PM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 6:45pm

A dear friend of mine who works for McDonald's is responsible for this. Bow down to her. They are now working on a McTofu Rib sandwich for the vegetarians, too!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 7:25pm

EWW to all of it.

[mauriposa]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 7:31pm

My father works for the company that provides McDonald's with pickles, and according to what he's heard, the only reason the McRib is not a regular menu item is that we do not have enough pigs in the United States to keep up with demand.

[Mistress Overdone]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 7:32pm

A BBQ tofu sandwich has potential, if it has a really good sauce. I'm intrigued.

[tazber]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 7:33pm

Really? Have they checked Hollywood?

[madbrian]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 7:33pm

I needed some cheering up after hearing the sad news about Obama's grandmother. This didn't do it.

[tazber]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 7:36pm

Then you, sir, have obviously never had a McRib.*


*neither have I.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/3/08 at 11:43pm

I am not a religious man, but if I were, the existance of McRib would be my proof that there was a god.

[tazber]

Posted: 11/4/08 at 4:06am

They say that from Adam's McRib, woman came.

[scott68]

Posted: 11/4/08 at 4:30am

Well, when Scott68 heard about the return of the McRib, Scott68 came too!