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New Academy Awards host

Does anyone have a response to this?

LOS ANGELES - The Oscars have a piece of the Rock. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences on Thursday announced Chris Rock will host the next Academy Awards telecast.
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I am not a big Chris Rock fan myself...not sure if I see his style of humor and Oscar going together...but we will have to see -- I fugured Billy was out this year....
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
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I don't know if he'll gel with the whole proceedings...but I know I adore Chris Rock, who, imho, is the funniest man around.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
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They should have chosen John Kerry. He'll be looking for work about that time and everyone thinks he's such a wonderful speaker.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
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"They should have chosen John Kerry. He'll be looking for work about that time and everyone thinks he's such a wonderful speaker."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

If that were only true. He'll still ahve his senate seat.

How long a delay (for bleeps) do you think they'll have for Cris Rock?


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How long a delay (for bleeps) do you think they'll have for Cris Rock?

They had a lot of practice with Whoopi. I bet it will only be a 3 second delay.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#8

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Rock's done live TV before and never had to be bleeped. He's never been one to try and get away with anything like that, that I can recall.
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Thank God! I agree with Robbiej Chris Rock IS the funniest person alive. Wanda Sykes is a close second. Maybe they should co-host!
PEACE.
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Sueleen, I would sell my soul to get a ticket to the Oscars if the two of them hosted together.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#11

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Wanda Sykes and Chris Rock?

Can anybody say 'Revival of THE GIN GAME in 20 years???'
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#12

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"My deal or yours, bitch?"
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#13

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Has anyone seen his cereal commercial from SNL? I can't say what the name of the cereal was here ( too un-PC) but its funny as hell.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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"Who you callin' a bitch, mothafu*ker? Deal the GodDamned Cards!"
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#15

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"Don't sass me woman or I'll take this cane and beat ya like you stole somethin'!!"
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#16

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"I'd like to see ya try, you skinny ass bugged eyed lookin' bitch. Gin."
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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"Gin? AGAIN?? Why you lowdown, nasty, no good, cheatin' HO!"
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#19

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When Chris Rock hosted the MTV VMA's in 1999 I sang with him -

It was at the Metropolitan Opera House in NYC. We performed Carmina Burana - which sort of 'morphed' into Ba wit da ba... and he came out sreaming My Name Is Chris Rock...

Anyway - he was very funny. And thoroughly enjoyable to work with.

However the Academy Awards and the VMA's are two distinctly different styles.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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I remember that! How cool that you were singing with the group.
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Whoa. When I read that "The Oscars have a piece of the Rock," I thought you were talking about the wrestler. I even overlooked the "Chris" in your post. re: New Academy Awards host Oops.
"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611
#22

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I think he'll be incredible. I might even watch!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#23

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Zoran - it actually was pretty cool. I remember thinking it was the most ridiculous opening when we were rehearsing, but then it just worked.

And I'm hysterical at the Wanda Sykes, Chris Rock GIN GAME scenerio!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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And than there would be the obvious sequel, "Go Fish. Bitch."
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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Makes a change from Billy/Steve/Whoopi -
and Wanda Sykes is great!!!!!!

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