New Neighbor
New Neighbor
#0New Neighbor
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:04am
I was BAD enough when this house two blocks away flew the U of Nebraska flag all football season long.......but now they've moved, and the idiot that bought it is flying a U of Michigan flag, which I will NOT tolerate.
I am planning my revenge for that insensitivity.
M GO BLOW!
Q: What's the difference between a Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: Why don't Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: What should you do if you find three Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.
Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: How many University of Michigan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Updated On: 6/30/06 at 10:04 AM
#1new neighbor
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:07amnow that's the way to start a day, some good old fashioned facts about tsun.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2new neighbor
Posted: 6/30/06 at 1:33pmHAHA my sister goes to U of Michigan. I am going to have to send her those.
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