Newly-outed Sen. Larry Craig's uncomfortable recipe

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:11pm

Okay, so the guy from BlogActive was just on the Ed Shultz Show and he outed Senator Larry Craig as a closeted homosexual who enjoys mansex but then hypocritically panders to the "conservative social values" crowd and other far right extremists.

Naturally, I decided to google him so I could get a good look at this newly announced Secret Senate Nancy Man and it took me to a page that includes the good Senator's "Specialty Recipe."

It's somehow appropriate, if a bit uncomfortable in a Freudian sense. And I don't just mean the name, read the instructions!


Mmmmmmm, delicious!

Updated On: 10/17/06 at 06:11 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:15pm

Wow. The Onion could not create a more appropriate snack for a closeted Idaho republican! I know what I'm making for dinner tonight!

I heard it Namo and I can't wait for more! Out 'em all, hypocritical bastards.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:18pm

I mean, "shortening" and pushing the weiner into the tight spud hole. That's just uncomfortable reading in this new context!

[BroadwayBulldog]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:25pm

One would think that senators should be doing more substantial than posting 1950's style hostess recipes on their websites.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:29pm

Apparently he was doing substantial numbers of men, if that counts.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:45pm

hmmm, sounds like he's married to Jethrine Bodine

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 6:51pm

I'm hoping "Super Tubers" taste just as good with veggie dogs.

"Get the butter."

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 7:09pm

Are potatoes really considered vegetables? Or is that, like ketchup, from the Ronald Reagan Big Book Of Veggie-Like Foods?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 7:14pm

Calvin makes a valid point. After all tomatoes are really fruit, like a red ass peach.

[DG]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 7:18pm

"Eat as a finger food"

Out of everything, this is what finally got me.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/17/06 at 11:08pm

Mike Rogers at BlogActive is my new favorite crazed gay activist.

He has the goods on every closeted gay Republican who votes against gay interests in DC and state and city governments all across the country--and he's determined to out them all!

He's so out there that sometimes he outrages even me!

He's RobbO's and Jose's nightmare come true, goddess love 'im.
blogACTIVE.com

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/18/06 at 12:42am

I'm still so completely distracted by the whole Super Tubers thing I have barely been able to wrap my mind around anything else.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/18/06 at 10:23am

Namo I'm finding myself singing "Super Tubers" to the tune of Abba's "Supertrooper" and chucking. My coworkers will think I'm insane again.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/18/06 at 10:38am

I'm chuckling at the idea of butch JoeKv singing Abba at work...