Nick deserves a medal for not slapping Jessica. I don't care if she's just milking the Dumb Blonde shtick for the camera; her idiocy is unbearable. I've really grown a newfound respect for Nick though. Either he's got more patience than Buddha, or he's just in it for her boobs.
ETA: Parks - It's very brave of you to admit that. Oh, I mean, you weren't speaking from experience, right?

(Jessica's tuna/chicken comment had me on the floor with laughter though.)
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
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Updated On: 3/13/05 at 05:51 PM