"No Easter Egg hunt this year" — Page 2

The wise and munificent Barack Obama understands there is hunger and privation in the land. Being familiar with the legacies of Hazen Pingree, Henry Ford, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and other great social visionaries he has chosen to forgo the elitism represented by large, lush green expanses of decorative lawn and has caused to be planted a people's garden. He urges communities, urban and suburban, and citizens, jointly or individually, to do the same with their open spaces, so that all may benefit from nature's bounty during these difficult times.

Updated On: 2/25/09 at 04:18 PM

I wonder how the racists would react if they found out that humanity started from africa and we are all essentially blacks.

I watched that pbs special last nite :)

apopcornlips is now my favorite word...after douchebag, douchenozzle and dickweed.

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WCA - That can't be true. There were no brown people in the Bible. Why do you think we have tanning booths and Ban de Soleil? Gays.

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brown people were the result of an accident by a mad scientist who was bent on taking away white people's ability to fly.

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