Not funny you guys! Where's my Gay Brokeback Cheerleaders thread?- Page 4

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:09am

Don't forget to take a ride on the "I Wish I Could Quit You" Merry Go Round.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:10am

The bumper cars tent? No grease on 'em wheels....

[PalJoey]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:16am

SOMMS--if I've told Namo once, I've told him a dozen times: It's "I wish I KNEW HOW to quit you" not "I wish I could quit you."

USA Today has the BO math for this morning. Snippet:
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'Brokeback' defies gay cowboy label
By Scott Bowles
USA TODAY

Don't look now, but Brokeback Mountain is selling in the heartland.

The gay cowboy romance, which has been cleaning up in early awards races, was considered a difficult box-office sell nationwide because of its subject matter. (Related story: Brokeback draws couples)

But Brokeback Mountain is averaging $10,000-plus per screen in such markets as San Antonio, Nashville and Columbus, Ohio, according to Nielsen EDI.

The Ang Lee film was ninth at the box office this weekend with $5.8 million on 483 screens, a healthy $11,904 per-screen average. That's a higher average than the No. 1 movie of the week, Hostel.
'Brokeback' defies gay cowboy label

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:19am

I've done my job!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:25am

Working for a victory
Striving for a win
Reaching to be the top
The cowboys can't be stopped!
We never give up, We never give in
We'll fight till the end
Brokeback is here to win!!!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 10:46am

well, Chiquita Chula Vista is so NOT amused the original thread is gone.

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:04am

Jesus Christ, you guys!

Your spirit is so freaking down. WHERE ARE THE FISTING DUCK HANDS??? LEMME SEE 'EM!!!

Annina, you have to make a point! It's not like 'I'm A Black Runner in the Olympics Making a Political Statement' fist. It's a 'This Is the Way My Hand Would Be Shaped if It Were Up Kermit's Ass' fist!

JESUS CHRIST!

Gina Tonic,
Ms. Tonic if your 5 pounds overweight (I'm looking at you Carrie...lay off the Sun Chips!)

Updated On: 1/9/06 at 11:04 AM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:09am

Do I have to cheer, or can I just lift squad members up during the pyramids?

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:32am

You are just so bannable, bebe.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:49am

RobbieJ has spirit!

Al-right!

Goooooooo
BROKEBACK!

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:50am

That's what I'm talking about Day Dreamina!

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:56am

It's DeeDee Tiquicia...


GOOOOO
ROBBIE!

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 11:58am

I'm looking at you Carrie...lay off the Sun Chips!

Now you watch your mouth, watch your mouth, Miss Gina Tonic,
Cause I don't need that talk from some second diva who can't sustain!

And, if you'd purge like I do, you wouldn't have to worry about that those pesky extra pounds, dear.

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:00pm

I can have you dropped in the middle of a basket toss. Don't you start with me.

I'm sorry, Dee Dee! I'll try to remember it next time. You're wicked talented...for an underclassmen.

[DayDreamer]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:04pm

Not so sure about the whole 'under' class men...

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:05pm

Look at Gina Tonic shake that spirit stick!

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:07pm

At least I never dropped it, Cookina! Why do you think you're still cheering for JV?

NOW...LEMME HEAR THOSE CHEERS GIRLS!

REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T FEEL BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT, YOU'RE NOT CHEERING LOUD ENOUGH!

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:07pm

Hey Gene Shalit
What's on your palate?
From the tone of your review
I'm sure it's not tossed salad!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:20pm

BTW, can we all just take a moment to tell Kringas his avatar kicks ass.

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:22pm

Yes, we can. As discussed in the defunct original thread, PJ Soles in Carrie is my inspriation for Carrie (no relation) Oke. I love when a girl can work the two braids and a ball cap.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:26pm

I really want to watch Bring It On! right now....

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:35pm

Hi girls. My name is Perkie Bazumbas and I just transfered to Mountain High. I was co-captain of the squad at Queen Mary of the Immaculate Conception an all girls school in Bayonne. GO MARY'S!!!! Here's my try-out cheer:

Jimmy, Jimmy Cocoa Puff
We like it when our menz play ruff
Hit us, slap us, screw our sistah
But tell us you love us, we'll just quit ya

[robbiej]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:38pm

Ugh...Catholic School girls!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:42pm

Perkie is easy....I'm just sayin'.

[Kringas]

Posted: 1/9/06 at 12:45pm

Oh, Constant Gardener
Go trim that bush
Brokeback will kick you
Right in the tush

Just keep those eyes closed
Good Night and ... Luck
Cause when we beat you
You'll say Oh f***

Clench those fists
Violence is history
Whose gonna whup you?
That ain't no mystery

Brokeback
Brokeback
Go Brokeback

Updated On: 1/10/06 at 12:45 PM