Nothing on "Reality Television" is real.
Joined: 12/31/69
Nothing on "Reality Television" is real. #1
Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:27pmJust had to say it: Not Nicki Minaj threatening Mariah Carey, not Honey Boo Boo bobbing for pigsfeet and certainly not that antique Apple Corer on Storage Wars. It's all faker than a Kardashian.
Nothing on #2
Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:33pmI had to make fake vanity License Plates for a truck on a Reality Show. Everything is scripted!
Nothing on #2
Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:42pmIt's not all fake. Some of those people really are batsh!t bonkers.
Joined: 12/31/69
Joined: 12/31/69
Nothing on #5
Posted: 10/5/12 at 11:51am
And all those "house hunter" shows are too.
I still love you Sandra Rinomato!
Nothing on #6
Posted: 10/5/12 at 1:17pm
What about butt chugging?
I just like the sound of that.
Joined: 12/31/69
Nothing on #7
Posted: 10/5/12 at 6:59pmButt Chugging is real. I don't know why anyone wants to do it but it's real and it works.
Nothing on #8
Posted: 10/5/12 at 7:51pm
You can Butt chug, be pulled over by the cops for drunk driving and pass the breathelizer test!
Just DON'T try lighting your farts for any reason though!
Nothing on #9
Posted: 10/5/12 at 8:12pm
If I enjoy water sports, but only if it comes out of a butt, do I still wear the yellow hanky? Or is it the brown hanky? Or a yellow brown checkered one?
I'm confused.
Nothing on #11
Posted: 10/5/12 at 8:49pm
I am pitchering one as we speak!
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