Nothing on "Reality Television" is real.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:27pm

Just had to say it: Not Nicki Minaj threatening Mariah Carey, not Honey Boo Boo bobbing for pigsfeet and certainly not that antique Apple Corer on Storage Wars. It's all faker than a Kardashian.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:33pm

I had to make fake vanity License Plates for a truck on a Reality Show. Everything is scripted!

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:42pm

It's not all fake. Some of those people really are batsh!t bonkers.

[Wynbish]

Posted: 10/4/12 at 2:44pm

Honey Boo Boo's niece's three thumbs are real.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 11:47am

Including evrything that happens on American Idol.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 11:51am

And all those "house hunter" shows are too.
I still love you Sandra Rinomato!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 1:17pm

What about butt chugging?


I just like the sound of that.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 6:59pm

Butt Chugging is real. I don't know why anyone wants to do it but it's real and it works.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 7:51pm

You can Butt chug, be pulled over by the cops for drunk driving and pass the breathelizer test!
Just DON'T try lighting your farts for any reason though!

Updated On: 10/5/12 at 07:51 PM

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 8:12pm

If I enjoy water sports, but only if it comes out of a butt, do I still wear the yellow hanky? Or is it the brown hanky? Or a yellow brown checkered one?

I'm confused.

[EricMontreal22]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 8:48pm

There's a butt-chugging reality show?

[SNAFU]

Posted: 10/5/12 at 8:49pm

I am pitchering one as we speak!