Now Accepting Applications for husbands.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#0

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:20pm

Submit reumes on this thread.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[Marlene]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#1

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:23pm

*eyebrown raise* What is Yenta up to?

[C is for Company]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#2

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:25pm

Attractive man in his 20's, pale but I'm working on it, just re-dyed my hair purple, dazzling eyes, and reddish nose. Headshot to the left.
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[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#3

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:27pm

C.......I am drooling. Tell me more!

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[C is for Company]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#4

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:28pm

I put smile on the faces of thousands, I'm a tv star, and my favorite color is crimson

[jasonf]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#5

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:30pm

I love the idea. Can I ask for simultaneous resumes for a wife? (I would apply to you, but I think I may be a little on the young side)

Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#6

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:33pm

Jason......age has nothing to do with it. I will be 49 next month. I am an experienced woman. I can teach you things.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[SweetQintheLights]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#7

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:36pm

This thread reminds me of the old days when every IM began with a/s/l?

*age/sex/location*

Ya know, age really doesn't matter. My history teacher was 25 years younger than her husband. He recently passed away but that had to be one of the happiest marriages I have ever heard.
It's funny thinking he was 25 when she was born but as you get older, age doesn't really make a huge differnce.

"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule "I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178

Updated On: 4/25/06 at 09:36 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#8

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:37pm

...And What's your sign?

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[Elphaba]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#9

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:40pm

methinks it is.....yield

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#10

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:01pm

Oh Elphaba.......I thought you were submitting an application. You said you would switch teams for me.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[spiderdj82]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#11

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:18pm

23 year old male . . . brown hair, sky blue eyes . . . moderately good singing voice that I love to use to serenade the special women that I have in my life . . . great in bed . . .loves to watch movies and listen to broadway cast recordings.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[YouWantitWhen????]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#12

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:20pm

Spider, I tought you were married?

[spiderdj82]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#13

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:21pm

I am . . . that is the resume I gave my wife and she accepted. I thought I would post to show what I have to offer.

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[pemberlee]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#14

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:23pm

Everyone should check out this site with mail order husbands. One of my favorite prospects:

"Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up 'souvenirs'."

Mail Order Husbands

[JerseyGirl2]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#15

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:42pm

Hey, I need a husband!

30/f/5'10"
What I'm looking for:
Nice looking guy who is financially stable, wants children and is taller than me. I require my freedom. I need a man who understands how very close I can be with my female friends. (heh) I am a chubby girl, but I can keep you warm on those cold winter nights and I won't steal the blankets in the summer! Oh, and I am a hell of a cook.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[Phantom2]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#16

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:44pm

Eddie Varley is available.

"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#17

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:20pm

I will be 49 next month. I would like a husband before I turn 50.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[JudasIscariot]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#18

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:24pm

I am a 37 year old, one legged, four hundred pound, white man. I enjoy voting republican, making fun of gay people, and spitting at Broadway shows. I need a woman to make me a pie every day that I can shove in my fat shovenist mouth. I don't want children, as I already have six that I fail to pay child support on. I don't like blacks, latinos, hispanics, or democrats. I expect my wife to work so I don't have to, and my wife should always have dinner ready whenever I decide to wake up.

Also, my wife must be able to spit shine my boots and polish our portrait of George 'God' Bush hanging in our den overtop my bible.

Any takers?
Updated On: 4/25/06 at 11:24 PM

[BroadwayChica]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#19

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:38pm

Oooh, JudasIscariot, you're making me w..er, tingly.

[brdlwyr]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#20

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:40pm

GCY, I am very fertile, but taken.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#21

Posted: 4/26/06 at 4:56pm

Fertile won't help me.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[Dollypop]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#22

Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:38pm

Hmmm...have you considered children&farts? Marry him and you can be assured that your children will me smarter than their father.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#23

Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:38pm

DollyPop......please have a heart! I would rather have an unanestisized root canal done by my Aunt Arline while she is under the influence of too much alcohol.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[Elphaba]

re: Now Accepting Applications for husbands.#24

Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:41pm

I hear Charlie Sheen is available.......

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956