#1
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:20pm
Submit reumes on this thread.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
Now Accepting Applications for husbands.
#2
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:23pm
*eyebrown raise* What is Yenta up to?
#3
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:25pm
Attractive man in his 20's, pale but I'm working on it, just re-dyed my hair purple, dazzling eyes, and reddish nose. Headshot to the left.
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#4
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:27pm
C.......I am drooling. Tell me more!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#5
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:28pm
I put smile on the faces of thousands, I'm a tv star, and my favorite color is crimson
#6
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:30pm
I love the idea. Can I ask for simultaneous resumes for a wife? (I would apply to you, but I think I may be a little on the young side)
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#7
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:33pm
Jason......age has nothing to do with it. I will be 49 next month. I am an experienced woman. I can teach you things.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#8
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:36pm
This thread reminds me of the old days when every IM began with a/s/l?
*age/sex/location*
Ya know, age really doesn't matter. My history teacher was 25 years younger than her husband. He recently passed away but that had to be one of the happiest marriages I have ever heard.
It's funny thinking he was 25 when she was born but as you get older, age doesn't really make a huge differnce.
*age/sex/location*
Ya know, age really doesn't matter. My history teacher was 25 years younger than her husband. He recently passed away but that had to be one of the happiest marriages I have ever heard.
It's funny thinking he was 25 when she was born but as you get older, age doesn't really make a huge differnce.
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
Updated On: 4/25/06 at 09:36 PM
#9
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:37pm
...And What's your sign?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#10
Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:40pm
methinks it is.....yield
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#11
Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:01pm
Oh Elphaba.......I thought you were submitting an application. You said you would switch teams for me.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#12
Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:18pm
23 year old male . . . brown hair, sky blue eyes . . . moderately good singing voice that I love to use to serenade the special women that I have in my life . . . great in bed . . .loves to watch movies and listen to broadway cast recordings.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#13
Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:20pm
Spider, I tought you were married?
#14
Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:21pm
I am . . . that is the resume I gave my wife and she accepted. I thought I would post to show what I have to offer. 
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#15
Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:23pm
Everyone should check out this site with mail order husbands. One of my favorite prospects:
"Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up 'souvenirs'."
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"Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up 'souvenirs'."
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#16
Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:42pm
Hey, I need a husband!
30/f/5'10"
What I'm looking for:
Nice looking guy who is financially stable, wants children and is taller than me. I require my freedom. I need a man who understands how very close I can be with my female friends.
(heh) I am a chubby girl, but I can keep you warm on those cold winter nights and I won't steal the blankets in the summer! Oh, and I am a hell of a cook.
30/f/5'10"
What I'm looking for:
Nice looking guy who is financially stable, wants children and is taller than me. I require my freedom. I need a man who understands how very close I can be with my female friends.
(heh) I am a chubby girl, but I can keep you warm on those cold winter nights and I won't steal the blankets in the summer! Oh, and I am a hell of a cook.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#17
Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:44pm
Eddie Varley is available.
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#18
Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:20pm
I will be 49 next month. I would like a husband before I turn 50.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#19
Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:24pm
I am a 37 year old, one legged, four hundred pound, white man. I enjoy voting republican, making fun of gay people, and spitting at Broadway shows. I need a woman to make me a pie every day that I can shove in my fat shovenist mouth. I don't want children, as I already have six that I fail to pay child support on. I don't like blacks, latinos, hispanics, or democrats. I expect my wife to work so I don't have to, and my wife should always have dinner ready whenever I decide to wake up.
Also, my wife must be able to spit shine my boots and polish our portrait of George 'God' Bush hanging in our den overtop my bible.
Any takers?
Also, my wife must be able to spit shine my boots and polish our portrait of George 'God' Bush hanging in our den overtop my bible.
Any takers?
Updated On: 4/25/06 at 11:24 PM
#20
Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:38pm
Oooh, JudasIscariot, you're making me w..er, tingly. 
#21
Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:40pm
GCY, I am very fertile, but taken. 
#22
Posted: 4/26/06 at 4:56pm
Fertile won't help me.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#23
Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:38pm
Hmmm...have you considered children&farts? Marry him and you can be assured that your children will me smarter than their father.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#24
Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:38pm
DollyPop......please have a heart! I would rather have an unanestisized root canal done by my Aunt Arline while she is under the influence of too much alcohol.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#25
Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:41pm
I hear Charlie Sheen is available.......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
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