Now Accepting Applications for husbands.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:20pm

Submit reumes on this thread.

[Marlene]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:23pm

*eyebrown raise* What is Yenta up to?

[C is for Company]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:25pm

Attractive man in his 20's, pale but I'm working on it, just re-dyed my hair purple, dazzling eyes, and reddish nose. Headshot to the left.
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[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:27pm

C.......I am drooling. Tell me more!

[C is for Company]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:28pm

I put smile on the faces of thousands, I'm a tv star, and my favorite color is crimson

[jasonf]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:30pm

I love the idea. Can I ask for simultaneous resumes for a wife? (I would apply to you, but I think I may be a little on the young side)

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:33pm

Jason......age has nothing to do with it. I will be 49 next month. I am an experienced woman. I can teach you things.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:36pm

This thread reminds me of the old days when every IM began with a/s/l?

*age/sex/location*

Ya know, age really doesn't matter. My history teacher was 25 years younger than her husband. He recently passed away but that had to be one of the happiest marriages I have ever heard.
It's funny thinking he was 25 when she was born but as you get older, age doesn't really make a huge differnce.

Updated On: 4/25/06 at 09:36 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:37pm

...And What's your sign?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 9:40pm

methinks it is.....yield

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:01pm

Oh Elphaba.......I thought you were submitting an application. You said you would switch teams for me.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:18pm

23 year old male . . . brown hair, sky blue eyes . . . moderately good singing voice that I love to use to serenade the special women that I have in my life . . . great in bed . . .loves to watch movies and listen to broadway cast recordings.

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:20pm

Spider, I tought you were married?

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:21pm

I am . . . that is the resume I gave my wife and she accepted. I thought I would post to show what I have to offer.

[pemberlee]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:23pm

Everyone should check out this site with mail order husbands. One of my favorite prospects:

"Name: Steven
I'm definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up 'souvenirs'."

Mail Order Husbands

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:42pm

Hey, I need a husband!

30/f/5'10"
What I'm looking for:
Nice looking guy who is financially stable, wants children and is taller than me. I require my freedom. I need a man who understands how very close I can be with my female friends. (heh) I am a chubby girl, but I can keep you warm on those cold winter nights and I won't steal the blankets in the summer! Oh, and I am a hell of a cook.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 10:44pm

Eddie Varley is available.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:20pm

I will be 49 next month. I would like a husband before I turn 50.

[JudasIscariot]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:24pm

I am a 37 year old, one legged, four hundred pound, white man. I enjoy voting republican, making fun of gay people, and spitting at Broadway shows. I need a woman to make me a pie every day that I can shove in my fat shovenist mouth. I don't want children, as I already have six that I fail to pay child support on. I don't like blacks, latinos, hispanics, or democrats. I expect my wife to work so I don't have to, and my wife should always have dinner ready whenever I decide to wake up.

Also, my wife must be able to spit shine my boots and polish our portrait of George 'God' Bush hanging in our den overtop my bible.

Any takers?
Updated On: 4/25/06 at 11:24 PM

[BroadwayChica]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:38pm

Oooh, JudasIscariot, you're making me w..er, tingly.

[brdlwyr]

Posted: 4/25/06 at 11:40pm

GCY, I am very fertile, but taken.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/26/06 at 4:56pm

Fertile won't help me.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/26/06 at 7:38pm

Hmmm...have you considered children&farts? Marry him and you can be assured that your children will me smarter than their father.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:38pm

DollyPop......please have a heart! I would rather have an unanestisized root canal done by my Aunt Arline while she is under the influence of too much alcohol.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 4/26/06 at 8:41pm

I hear Charlie Sheen is available.......