OMG! THERE'S A COP!

#1

OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 3:51pm

I live in a very small cul-de-sac and a cop just pulled around and parked in front my neighbor! Hopefully she'll tell them not to have anymore late night parties and all those guests cause our little circle gets kinda cramped.

#2

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 3:52pm

Is he hot?

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#3

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 3:54pm

It's actually a woman. I hope someone gets arrested.

#4

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Posted: 8/16/05 at 3:56pm

Why? Whats going on?

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#5

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:01pm

We already have a thread for people to post things about their lives that no one else on Earth could possibly care about.
One Thread Not To Care About, Rather Than A Thousand

#6

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:01pm

women cops? yeah, right. another one of c_o's whoppers!

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#7

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:03pm

I generally just hold their heads down when I see cops.

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#8

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:08pm

both, cm2? or just the one?

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#9

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:09pm

CM2 - Guilty conscience?

John - But I'm too exicted to have to hunt down that one thread.

I don't know. She walked across the sac and went into their front yard/court yard/fenced in area.

Maybe she's just visiting, but I've been here since May and I've never seen a cop out here.

#10

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:19pm

Seriously... C_O who give's a sh*t? Not us... Me thinks this is a sad way to get attention about a proported privledged lifestyle.

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#11

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:24pm

Oh yes, Ckeaton. That's right. I'm all about attention.

Oh, the cop just drove off. No one got arrest. Por shame.

Now, back to you, Ckeaton. If adultery was against the law, I'd be the first to report you.

#12

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:30pm

Adultery? Hardly. I've never cheated on my wife, and never will.

Why don't you take your fake trust fund, your $50,000 car and all of the other lies you insist on perpetuating, sell them to someone who believes you, and buy yourself a clue.

If being an obnoxious lying sissy prat was against the law, you would be public enemy number 1.

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Hamlet's father.

Updated On: 8/16/05 at 04:30 PM

#13

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 4:58pm

I can be obnoxious, and I can lie with the best of them, but sissy prat? I am by far a sissy prat.

#14

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 5:00pm

Game over.

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Hamlet's father.

#15

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Posted: 8/16/05 at 5:14pm

Yay?

#16

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Posted: 8/16/05 at 5:46pm

Hey, I just had the same thing...

Except the car was parked in my drive way.

I about threw my herbal refreshment down the toilet.

Turns out he was here to pick up a CD he bought off me on eBay. Now, HERE'S THE QUESTION? WHY IS A SHERRIFF WITH A WEDDING BAND ON, BUYING AN a-HA CD FROM ME?

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#17

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 5:52pm

Hey! One time I bought something off eBay, and the seller sent me some herbal refreshment instead of the item.

I still have it, though, because I don't fully trust it.

#18

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 5:53pm

WHAT WAS THE SELLER'S NAME?

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#19

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:00pm

*sigh* I don't remember. He lived in upstate New York and was selling illegal copies of old "Tales from the Darkside" episodes. Maybe that was code?

#20

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:06pm

Wait, I have a TFTDS if you want it, for the herbal.....

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#21

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Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:18pm

Well, I'm always up for some TFTDS if it comes from a reliable source. Maybe even some Tales from the Crypt as a chaser.

#22

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:28pm

Wow! This is a recurring theme today...2 cop cars just stopped in front of my house and are arresting a lady who is apparently stalking a neighbor.

Thankfully, my herbal refreshments are put away.

#23

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:38pm

There was a big domestic disturbance outside my house this morning at 5.

*door slam!*
F*CK you!
no F*CK you!
*enter cop*
etc etc etc


My herbal refreshments are at Johnny's.

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#24

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:46pm

i've heard of many euphemisms for "escort" but "A SHERRIFF WITH A WEDDING BAND ON, BUYING AN a-HA CD" has to take the cake!

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#25

re: OMG! THERE'S A COP!

Posted: 8/16/05 at 6:56pm

brilliant, RobbO, brilliant!