Technically I heroically and selflessly saved you Kerrie, simply by agitating you to life...
...However, you make a better befuddled Greg thread narrator than a Liz!
I had a hamster...his namewas Fuzzybutt...The end by Blucat500
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space