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Posted: 6/8/05 at 10:21pm
Apparently I have to spice up this message because Catherine is bored of my original opening message. Greg Jbara grew up a simple boy, he enjoyed the common things, like being in the band, playing tuba, he loved eating fire, although that did result in several throat problems, which he has, in fact gotten over. Well, Greg has gone from a fire eating tuba player to a singing and dancing and hoovering-in-the-air-on-the-GregCam man. We all enjoy watching him disappear and reappear, attempts to murder the crazy sexxay bellboy Andrew Asnes, who in turn, tries to get his revenge on poor Gregory.
As time goes by his group of fans gets bigger and crazier. Creating a fanclub with intense rules that's harder to get into than an Ivy League college. Girls fighiting over marriage of a virtual chimp, and obsessing over his shorts, and non-existant...or is it...tattoo.
To sum up this essay... Greg Jbara- He whips chimps, he woos shrews, he eats fire, he floats, and wears the most amazing shorts in the world. To top it all off, Greg Jbara, the nicest and coolest man alive, we love him.
The end by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel. And now...a fat man in a G-String...
As time goes by his group of fans gets bigger and crazier. Creating a fanclub with intense rules that's harder to get into than an Ivy League college. Girls fighiting over marriage of a virtual chimp, and obsessing over his shorts, and non-existant...or is it...tattoo.
To sum up this essay... Greg Jbara- He whips chimps, he woos shrews, he eats fire, he floats, and wears the most amazing shorts in the world. To top it all off, Greg Jbara, the nicest and coolest man alive, we love him.
The end by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel. And now...a fat man in a G-String...
Updated On: 8/11/05 at 10:21 PM