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#26

Bad Airplane Stories

One day a couple of years ago, it took me nearly 8 hours to complete a 1-1/4 hour flight. It started when the plane I was supposed to be on was late, and when it finally arrived, it ended up quarantined on the runway with a SARS scare (remember SARS?). I had to run back to the ticketing counter to get on a later flight, then that was late; the destination airport was swamped with terrible storms that day and kept shutting down. My 10:15-turned-12:30 flight finally took off around 2:00. It was storming again at destination, though, so we started circling about 20 minutes out from there - then the Captain said, well, we don't have enough gas to keep circling as long as they want us to, so we ended up making a pit stop for fuel at a small airport out of the way. I'm serious, we're talking one little square terminal building on the pavement, and the plane (small regional jet) pulled up right in front of the door. Once we were down, they held us there (for 2 1/2 hours) until the destination airport could finally handle us, and it was seriously 6 pm when we finally got where we were going. I was one of the lucky ones, in that I did not have a connection to make, and now it's a Fun Story, but it wasn't how you'd want to spend the day.

"In my own little corner..."

Updated On: 8/20/05 at 07:46 AM

#27

Bad Airplane Stories

Last year it took me 24 hours to get from Orlando to Honolulu. What should have been a two-flight day, turned into a four flight trial. We had a nice early flight from Orlando to Dallas-Fort Worth. Nothing wrong with it - we even got off just about on time. Well, it was only an hour late. We had a nice three-hour window to catch our connecting flight to Honolulu, right? Nope. First, we circled Dallas for about an hour. No reason was given. We still had plenty of time to catch that flight. We finally landing giving us a whole hour to find that connection, right?

Nope. The plane spent fifty minutes on the tarmac just sitting, waiting for a gate. Ten minutes to get to another terminal. When we arrived at the gate we were told that our connection had been delayed and we had plenty of time to catch it. Now, I don't believe that I am extremely stupid, but that day I was made to feel like the village idiot. I received three different, and incorrect directions on how to get to our next gate. I found it only through the kindness of a stranger and his golf cart. I was greeted by an airline employee who said that the plane had gone, on time, twenty minutes before. Damn it. She had the nerve to suggest that I should have caught an earlier flight. (The flight I took was scheduled for 7am Orlando time) Therefore, it must have been my fault. But, she said it with such a wonderful accent. Okay.

The employee told me to go to another desk to reschedule my ticket. My next flight took me all the way to Chicago. How cool. Then on to San Jose, a cute little airport in the desert, with concessions that seem to shut down after 4pm. Fun. Well, I finally crawled off my plane in Honolulu at 1am Pacific time. I don't have to tell you what time it would have been in Orlando. 24 fun-filled hours. And, no I won't tell you which lovely airline - with their silver planes and the first letter of the alphabet on the tail - gave me such a wonderful, unexpected tour of your magnificent country and its airports. Dang...Okay, rant over.


'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

Updated On: 8/20/05 at 08:46 AM

#28

Bad Airplane Stories

Ah, yes, that airline, which also basically rules DFW. Dear DFW, the stupidest, sprawlingest, walkingest airport I've ever known. Bad Airplane Stories
"In my own little corner..."

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