I do believe we used "Joels" for breasts....
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
when is cats being revived?

"Is it true what they say about half men/half goats?"
Oh Matt_G...Boobs will massage your tween or I will massage your tween with my boobs??? Whatever you'd prefer.

"Smells like Glinda"
2021. Fortieth anniversary...

"Don't be sad. You're just a freak. A green freak. Why don't you stop complaining and get me some Lucky Charms"
Oh if I was drinking something, it surely would have come out of my nose just then. Keep em coming Matt!

"Lazy Bitch"
HAHAHAHA
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/03
"Lazy bitch."
I'm dying right now- that was great.
I have chocolate carmel pie all over my computer screen now, thanks very much...
OMG, that sounds good. I am so hungry

"They say it's a good idea to check yourself regularly"

"It's okay, Elphie. Nobody has to know. It'll be our little secret"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Edited to correct a momentary lapse of reason. Updated On: 8/29/04 at 01:26 AM

"Help Me! I'm trapped in this box!"
True DGrant.
I'm sure people get sick of my shameless plugging of SWEENEY TODD.

"What that word here say?"

DEFYING NORMALCY

"Ready....Aim...."
I wanna try one....
"Wanna see Polaroids of me in my tennis skirt???"
Oh, DGrant. I am the first person to defend the youth on this board and their excitement at discovering theatre. But, this Wicked obsession has gotten OBSCENE. Every other thread or post is about Wicked. Is about Chenowith. Is about Menzel. Is about Joel Grey. Etc. It really could be condensed!!
And THEN, Wicked followers trash shows like Wonderful Town or Avenue Q or Caroline in other threads.
This is just a satirical thread to get the frustration out. We don't need a lesson from you, so you can come down off of that cross now.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Edited to continue the correction. Updated On: 8/29/04 at 02:16 AM
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