Ones The Oscars Overlooked
#1Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/11/09 at 3:23pm
1. Cleavagefield
2. Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death
3. Teenage Space Vampires
4. Hillbillies In A Haunted House
5. Billy The Kid Vs Dracula
6. Blacula
#2re: Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/11/09 at 3:28pmIf Blacula were to receive a nomination for its writing my college professor's sister, Joan Torres would have received a nomination. She co-wrote it.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/08
#2re: Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/11/09 at 3:43pm

John Bacchus (the auteur behind "Erotic Witch Project 2: Book of Seduction" and this year's "Batbabe: The Dark Nightie") reached the pinnacle of his long and storied career in 2006 with the masterpiece "Kinky Kong". Although many elitist critics wrote it off as a mere ripoff of the more successful "King Kong" (Bacchus had not heard of said film until after production wrapped), "Kinky Kong" is, on the surface, the tale of a giant (in more ways than one, heh heh) monkey-man and one insatiable blonde, but is, upon closer examination, a biting and honest examination of the desires that bind us all. The fact that Darian Caine (Bacchus' longtime muse, star of "Cloak and Shag Her" and an uncredited makeup artist on "Erotic Witch Project 2", which she stars in) was overlooked for an Oscar nomination just goes to show how truly out of touch the Academy is with modern moviegoers. And though Dan Schwab, in the titular role, has little screen experience ("Kong" was his fourth screen credit, alongside tiny roles in "Witchbabe: The Erotic Witch Project 3" and "Play-Mate of the Apes), his performance is not to be missed.
The trailer can be found here:
http://tinyurl.com/kinkykong
No, seriously.
#3re: Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/11/09 at 3:52pm
Ah Kinky Kong
It is always on cable so I might have to give it a look.
A few other snubbies:
1. Chatterbox
2. Romancing The Bone
3. Flesh For Frankenstein
4. Blood For Dracula
Frankenstein has a really classic movie quote from Dr F "To know life, you have to **** death - in the gall bladder", They don't make them like that anymore.
#4re: Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/11/09 at 4:49pm

I never miss this little offering when it airs.
#6re: Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/12/09 at 1:00am
Ahhh... "Chatterbox". What a fantastic premise for a film.
Chatterbox
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Posted: 4/12/09 at 10:44am
I had Chatterbox on the old RCA Video disc system. When it went under, the discs were useless. It has never been out on DVD
The scene of her "V" singing the national anthom at Yankee Stadium was priceless.
#8re: Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/12/09 at 6:19pm

I'd forgotten that! Hilarous!
The Last scene on the edge of the cliff with "Beautiful Dreamer" trilling over the top is embeded in my memory.
#9re: Ones The Oscars Overlooked
Posted: 4/12/09 at 7:29pm
Rip Taylor & a talking "V"
What more can one ask for.
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