Ones The Oscars Overlooked

John Bacchus (the auteur behind "Erotic Witch Project 2: Book of Seduction" and this year's "Batbabe: The Dark Nightie") reached the pinnacle of his long and storied career in 2006 with the masterpiece "Kinky Kong". Although many elitist critics wrote it off as a mere ripoff of the more successful "King Kong" (Bacchus had not heard of said film until after production wrapped), "Kinky Kong" is, on the surface, the tale of a giant (in more ways than one, heh heh) monkey-man and one insatiable blonde, but is, upon closer examination, a biting and honest examination of the desires that bind us all. The fact that Darian Caine (Bacchus' longtime muse, star of "Cloak and Shag Her" and an uncredited makeup artist on "Erotic Witch Project 2", which she stars in) was overlooked for an Oscar nomination just goes to show how truly out of touch the Academy is with modern moviegoers. And though Dan Schwab, in the titular role, has little screen experience ("Kong" was his fourth screen credit, alongside tiny roles in "Witchbabe: The Erotic Witch Project 3" and "Play-Mate of the Apes), his performance is not to be missed.

The trailer can be found here:
http://tinyurl.com/kinkykong

No, seriously.

Updated On: 4/11/09 at 03:43 PM

I never miss this little offering when it airs.

I'd forgotten that! Hilarous!
The Last scene on the edge of the cliff with "Beautiful Dreamer" trilling over the top is embeded in my memory.