Open your mouth, wide.

[Chita1933]

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:45pm

Jailhouse Naughtiness
April 26, 2007
In this blog's continuing quest to present government videos that feature raging homoerotic overtones, we'd like to say thank you Jesus Federal Law Enforcement Training Center for this instructional video, "The Correct Procedure for a Visual Search," (aka "Hey Prisoner, Get Naked and Open Your Mouth Wide").

OMG to infinity!! This video starts out looking exactly like soft-core porn. And who did the U.S. Government cast as "Jones," the poor inmate who's forced to take off his clothes, run his fingers through his hair, lift his penis and submit to the humiliation of a total strip search? Not, thank goodness, the homely guy with the mullet who shows up in Act One. No, they chose the muscular, young Al Pacino lookalike to demo the art of man on man seduction visual search techniques. And when the guard finally orders Jones to "spread your buttocks," well, let's just say there is a strong possibility of an early release.

Least sexy line: "Capsules, containers and even small hacksaws have been found in the nasal passages."

Most sexy line: "Keep in mind, you're ordering a naked person to obey you."

What you'll learn: Jewish men have one less place to hide things.

CourtTV.com Blog


Jailhouse Naughtiness

Updated On: 12/16/07 at 11:45 PM

[nitsua]

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:46pm

http://tinyurl.com/ytljsa

There's a link that works.

And what inmate! I wouldn't mind bunking with him.

Updated On: 12/16/07 at 11:46 PM

Posted: 12/16/07 at 11:54pm

Man I thought they were NEVER going to get to the sex part!

[DMsquared2]

Posted: 12/17/07 at 12:01am

When he bends over you can see that Jones is wearing a black jockstrap or something else. So much for authenticity.