Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Ozzy Trashes Madonna
#0Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:22amOzzy Osbourne, the lovable Prince of Darkness, had this to say about Madge: "I would like to punch her. She's so full of [bleep]. She's into Kabbalah one minute, she's a Catholic the next. She'll be a Hindu soon, no doubt." He also took the time to rip on Melanie Griffith, Mickey Rourke and Michael Douglas. I found this all quite funny, but I was a little surpised he was understandable enough to be quoted.
#2re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:26amI love that doddering old metalhead.
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#3re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:27amI'm with Ozzy. I'd like to punch Madonna. She's so damn high and mighty. Someone needs to tell her to just SHUT UP.
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#4re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:28amI'd really love to punch Kelly Osborne.
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#5re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:30am
I'd really love to *bleep* Sharon Osbourne.
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Updated On: 11/1/05 at 10:30 AM
#6re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:30amI think this is the reason why his reality show did so well at first- the crazy sh*t that comes out of his mouth is just so d*mn spot-on and FUNNY. He pretty much says the stuff that everyone else is thinking. Love that man!
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#7re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:30amI would like to do something with my fist to Jack, but not punch him.
#8re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:31amIt's true, Katy. The man has a sharp wit.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#9re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:31am
Why is he adding to the buzz surrounding her and her new album? Poor timing on the old crackpot's part.
Besides, it's old news that Madge explores and exploits the latest trend.
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#10re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:31amAnd has anyone seen Jack Osbourne lately? H.O.T. I can think of a few choice things I'd like to do to that boy.
#11re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:32amEw. why would you want to fist Jack? He's ooogly.
#12re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:42amActually, wasn't it Sharon Osbourne that said that?
#13re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:43amKaty, the first season of The Osbournes, before I got used to Ozzy-speak, I used to use the closed-captioning feature!
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#14re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:01am
So did I! I couldn't understand a thing he was saying but I knew it had to be funny.
Erik, I know Sharon doesn't like Madonna either. That quote came out of my newspaper this morning. I tihnk it would've been much nasier had Sharon said it. She can be nasty when she starts in on other celebs. It's great!
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#15re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:02amOh, this thread is gonna piss off Jrby!
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#16re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:04amI read online that Sharon said it. It was a cutting from some magazine. There was an interview and she was ranting about a bunch of different celebs. The comment seems a little more Sharon like to me.
#17re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:12am
Either way, MAdonna isn't having dinner at the Osbourne house anytime soon. Not that she'd really want to anyway.
Diva- Hey, I love Madonna as much as the next person, but she seems to have gotten a little nutty in the last few years. Lovable, but a little nutty.
#18re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:13amI love Sharon. I don't always agree with her, but jeez, she's got a big brass set and I love her. Plus, she's HOT. And SMART. She didn't even graduate from high school and look at the empire she's created.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#19re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:15amAgreed, Rath. She's too fabulous for words. She takes no sh*t and doesn't apologize for it.
#20re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:16amAND she came out publically to take full responsibility for her kids' problems. That is incredibly admirable.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#21re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:27amEspecially since they're not entirely her fault. She's just amazing.
#22re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 1:05pm
It's still odd, though, considering Madonna pretty much kickstarted Kelly Osbourne's career by letting her cover "Papa Don't Preach."
ljay889, Jack Osbourne has lost a lot of weight and has become something of a looker.
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#23re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 1:05pm
I think Sharon rocks!
But, to say that Madonna is Kabbalah one minute and Catholic the next is a HUGE HUGE HUGELY incorrect statement.
Oh well, as cheno said, it just builds Madonna's publicity.
#24re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna
Posted: 11/1/05 at 1:06pmForget about Madonna, I wanna hear what Sharon said about Bono!
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