Ozzy Trashes Madonna

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Ozzy Trashes Madonna

Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:22am

Ozzy Osbourne, the lovable Prince of Darkness, had this to say about Madge: "I would like to punch her. She's so full of [bleep]. She's into Kabbalah one minute, she's a Catholic the next. She'll be a Hindu soon, no doubt." He also took the time to rip on Melanie Griffith, Mickey Rourke and Michael Douglas. I found this all quite funny, but I was a little surpised he was understandable enough to be quoted.

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re: Ozzy Trashes Madonna

Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:23am

LMAO.

Coming from Ozzy, it's just FUNNY.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:26am

I love that doddering old metalhead.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:27am

I'm with Ozzy. I'd like to punch Madonna. She's so damn high and mighty. Someone needs to tell her to just SHUT UP.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:28am

I'd really love to punch Kelly Osborne.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:30am

I'd really love to *bleep* Sharon Osbourne.

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Updated On: 11/1/05 at 10:30 AM

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:30am

I think this is the reason why his reality show did so well at first- the crazy sh*t that comes out of his mouth is just so d*mn spot-on and FUNNY. He pretty much says the stuff that everyone else is thinking. Love that man!

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:30am

I would like to do something with my fist to Jack, but not punch him.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:31am

It's true, Katy. The man has a sharp wit.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:31am

Why is he adding to the buzz surrounding her and her new album? Poor timing on the old crackpot's part.

Besides, it's old news that Madge explores and exploits the latest trend.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:31am

And has anyone seen Jack Osbourne lately? H.O.T. I can think of a few choice things I'd like to do to that boy.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:32am

Ew. why would you want to fist Jack? He's ooogly.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:42am

Actually, wasn't it Sharon Osbourne that said that?

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 10:43am

Katy, the first season of The Osbournes, before I got used to Ozzy-speak, I used to use the closed-captioning feature!

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:01am

So did I! I couldn't understand a thing he was saying but I knew it had to be funny.

Erik, I know Sharon doesn't like Madonna either. That quote came out of my newspaper this morning. I tihnk it would've been much nasier had Sharon said it. She can be nasty when she starts in on other celebs. It's great!

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:02am

Oh, this thread is gonna piss off Jrby!

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:04am

I read online that Sharon said it. It was a cutting from some magazine. There was an interview and she was ranting about a bunch of different celebs. The comment seems a little more Sharon like to me.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:12am

Either way, MAdonna isn't having dinner at the Osbourne house anytime soon. Not that she'd really want to anyway.

Diva- Hey, I love Madonna as much as the next person, but she seems to have gotten a little nutty in the last few years. Lovable, but a little nutty.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:13am

I love Sharon. I don't always agree with her, but jeez, she's got a big brass set and I love her. Plus, she's HOT. And SMART. She didn't even graduate from high school and look at the empire she's created.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:15am

Agreed, Rath. She's too fabulous for words. She takes no sh*t and doesn't apologize for it.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:16am

AND she came out publically to take full responsibility for her kids' problems. That is incredibly admirable.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 11:27am

Especially since they're not entirely her fault. She's just amazing.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 1:05pm

It's still odd, though, considering Madonna pretty much kickstarted Kelly Osbourne's career by letting her cover "Papa Don't Preach."

ljay889, Jack Osbourne has lost a lot of weight and has become something of a looker.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 1:05pm

I think Sharon rocks!

But, to say that Madonna is Kabbalah one minute and Catholic the next is a HUGE HUGE HUGELY incorrect statement.

Oh well, as cheno said, it just builds Madonna's publicity.

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Posted: 11/1/05 at 1:06pm

Forget about Madonna, I wanna hear what Sharon said about Bono!

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