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Palin's movin' on up

Palin's movin' on up

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madbrian
#1Palin's movin' on up
Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:50am

Finally, Sarah Palin has found an event that is commensurate with her stature. She will be the keynote speaker at a bowling convetion. Really.
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#2palin's movin' on up
Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:55am

i can't help but be reminded of the classic line from pleasantville, "well, we're safe for now. thank goodness we're in a bowling alley!"


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#2palin's movin' on up
Posted: 12/3/09 at 8:59am

Although, if I were on a bowling team called The Wolves, I wouldn't wear my team shirt to Sarah's speech. Just sayin'.


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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#3palin's movin' on up
Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:05am

"Her presence underscores the impact and importance of bowling"

Wow.

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#4palin's movin' on up
Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:11am

"Her presence underscores the impact and importance of bowling"

Actually, the opposite is true:

"Bowling underscores the impact and importance of her"


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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mominator
#5palin's movin' on up
Posted: 12/3/09 at 9:14am

Are we talking tenpin or candlepin? We New Englanders are wondering.


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Updated On: 12/3/09 at 09:14 AM


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