I now only fly Virgin. Even coach seems like first class on that airline
This summer, we fly to Heathrow, take a short jaunt on Air France to Charles de Gaule, rent a car, stay a week with friends in Paris and then drive to the South of France for three weeks where we stay with friends who have a lovely home in the mountains and a big pool that overlooks the countryside.
Coming home, we're taking Virgin First Class. THAT should be a treat. My only goal is to bring back 2 cases of my favorite champagne which is not exported to the USA at all. (I have to go to the actual vineyard where it is made to buy it.) Once home wih it, I will dole it only to the worthy. (LIke on Seinfield when Elaine put boyfriends through the "sponge-worthiness" inquisition.)
I will ship my clothes back by mail to have enough room for the champagne. It's simply the best. Better than Taittinger, Veuve Cliquot, even Drappier...and you cannot get it in the USA anywhere.
So if I deem you 'pagne-worthy, you may get to partake. The quiz you will cover three categories:
1) your political views
2) your literary prefereces
3) your attitude toward gay men kissing right on the Tony awards live broadcast.
If you disagree with me on any of these things, you're drinkin' Totts because you haven't earned a place in the pantheon of pagne yet...and probably never will.
Besides, I have plenty of money to spend on champagne because the trip itself is FREE.
I feel it is my duty to help dispel the terrible image of Americans that the French have by being polite, intelligent, well-read, cultured, well-educated, liberal, sympathetic and embarrassed by out current White House administration. I will also be refraining from asking everyone "Where's the ketchup?" and insisting my mayonnaise come out of a jar. I promise, also, not to threaten to "kick someone's ass" as it is a commonly held belief of the French that we are a country of violence.
"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"
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