Passing Gas -- October
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#1Passing Gas -- October
Posted: 10/14/07 at 11:56am

WHEN will I ever learn to always take my Beano with me when I go out?!
#2passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 11:59am
soon i hope before you kill someone!
remember. only you can prevent ass fires.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#2passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:00pm

FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#3passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:06pmI think we should all keep a running tally to see if 14 is the accurate number.
#4passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:10pm
A must-see for any gas enthusiast.
http://www.fartingpreacher.org/index.php?action=showpic&cat=25&pic=65
#5passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:12pm
as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:16pm
not everywhere is as open as we are. this sign was posted outside the dnc.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#7passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:16pmoh my god, Papa, my dad actually has that T-shirt!
#8passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:18pm
^^^ geek's dad.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#9passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:18pmI bet your dad enjoys a nice fried dough.
#10passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 12:37pm

for papa.
#11passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 1:58pmhaha.. my mom works in a children's gi office.. they have a book there called "the gas we pass" and they all have fart jokes as their screen savers.
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 2:04pmAnd that, my friends, is one of the most beautiful functions of literature. Acknowledging and validating things like the gas we pass.
#13passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 2:45pm
I bought that book and gave it as a gift to my aunt! It's kept in the bathroom.
Namo, some people may take offense at this topic, but it makes me laugh every time.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#14passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 2:55pmThe universe (which was created by one giant fart-like event) was calling for this thread.
DG
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
#16passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 4:39pmnamo, they also have one called "everybody poops"
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#17passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/14/07 at 4:54pmI have that one too.
#18passing gas -- october
Posted: 10/15/07 at 6:57am
Not everyone passes gas!
I mean, can you imagine someone luxurious, like Patti LuPone, for example, releasing anything but glorious sounds and perfumes?
People with class do not pass gas!
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
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