Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03

WHEN will I ever learn to always take my Beano with me when I go out?!
soon i hope before you kill someone!
remember. only you can prevent ass fires.

Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I think we should all keep a running tally to see if 14 is the accurate number.
A must-see for any gas enthusiast.
http://www.fartingpreacher.org/index.php?action=showpic&cat=25&pic=65
as it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be.
not everywhere is as open as we are. this sign was posted outside the dnc.
oh my god, Papa, my dad actually has that T-shirt!
^^^ geek's dad.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
I bet your dad enjoys a nice fried dough.

for papa.
haha.. my mom works in a children's gi office.. they have a book there called "the gas we pass" and they all have fart jokes as their screen savers.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
And that, my friends, is one of the most beautiful functions of literature. Acknowledging and validating things like the gas we pass.
I bought that book and gave it as a gift to my aunt! It's kept in the bathroom.
Namo, some people may take offense at this topic, but it makes me laugh every time.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
The universe (which was created by one giant fart-like event) was calling for this thread.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
namo, they also have one called "everybody poops"
I have that one too.
Not everyone passes gas!
I mean, can you imagine someone luxurious, like Patti LuPone, for example, releasing anything but glorious sounds and perfumes?
People with class do not pass gas!
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