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#1

Paul & Heather

Fighting over cleaning supplies. This should be good.

"McCartney also dashed off an angry legal letter to Mills' legal goons complaining that Mills had swiped three bottles of cleaning solution from his Sussex home to clean her office."

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If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#3

re: Paul & Heather

This is going to get ugly.
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#4

re: Paul & Heather

Reason # 877 Not to Get Married:

Divorce makes you petty.






I'm sold.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#5

re: Paul & Heather

It doesn't make you THAT petty. Or maybe divorce is different if you have a lot of material goods to fight over.

The cleaning fluid thing is especially laughable since I'm guessing that neither of them has done their own cleaning in decades.
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#6

re: Paul & Heather

Unless, of course, it's "cleaning fluid". If you know what I mean...

*wink wink*
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#7

re: Paul & Heather

I am still blown away that the man didn't have a prenup.


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#8

re: Paul & Heather

He wrote the stupidest, gushiest, puppy love romantic-est Beatles songs in the catalogue. And since that time he's been a chronic marijuana smoker.
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#9

re: Paul & Heather

She's an opportunistic whore, and he's a stupid old fool. Two really compelling people.
#10

re: Paul & Heather

"She's an opportunistic whore."

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
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#11

re: Paul & Heather

I'm just sayin'...
#12

re: Paul & Heather

Why should that tramp get one cent of his money? What did she contribute to the earnings? Nada.
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