The newest peeps craze is peeps jousting. Stick a toothpick in the front of two peeps and place them in the microwave facing each other. Then watch them duel to the death. Use different colored peeps so you can clearly see where the damage is done when you score the peep duel.
I plan to hold numerous peep jousts over the next three days and may even put one winner up against another until they are nothing but puddles of their former selves.
"Always smile at your enemies. It will keep them on their toes"