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Posted: 2/24/10 at 10:36am

Penis Pants!


Designer Isabel Mastache Unveils Penis Trousers on Madrid Runway
By Mary Papenfuss - Newser

(Newser)  The well-dressed metrosexual looking for a little something extra can now scoop up a pair of pants with a cloth penis and scrotum stitched to the crotch. The unusual accoutrement, paraded on the Madrid runway thanks to designer Isabel Mastache, isnt for everyone, of course. As Queertys fashion reviewer declares: Three words. Do not want.


http://dailycaller.com/2010/02/24/designer-isabel-mastache-unveils-penis-trousers-on-madrid-runway/

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Penis Pants!#2

Posted: 2/24/10 at 10:50am

Charming.


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Penis Pants!#2

Posted: 2/24/10 at 10:53am

The rest of this atrocity is so glaringly awful, that I didn't notice the fake member at first.

A good reason not to drop acid while designing.
Or a good reason to drop acid, depending on your taste.


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Penis Pants!#3

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:08am

He's dressed like a porn version of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.


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Penis Pants!#4

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:09am

HAHAHA!!!!


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Penis Pants!#5

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:11am

someone dumped a sushi salad on his head.


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Penis Pants!#6

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:14am

And why is that middle button undone? Is that part of the "look", or is he just a slob?


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Penis Pants!#7

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:19am

I was unable to tell if there was a Bris performed on these pants.


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Penis Pants!#8

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:27am

"He's dressed like a porn version of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters."

ROFL, Besty!!!!


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Penis Pants!#9

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:39am

I guess this has to be fitted...no?

Frank Oz would be proud.


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Penis Pants!#10

Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:51am

"I was unable to tell if there was a Bris performed on these pants."

Yenta...it looks more whittled than snipped.

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Penis Pants!#11

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:01pm

What's up with the glove on one hand? Is that for... placing said parts in certain sections of the pants?


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Penis Pants!#12

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:04pm

I'm guessing the blue wire is connected to a pump that can make the fake appendage..um...inflate.

Like those little plastic frogs from when you were a kid. You squeeze the ball and the kind of "hop".


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Penis Pants!#13

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:05pm

A new way of greeting someone...

*Schwing!*


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Penis Pants!#14

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:07pm

I wonder if it squirts?


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Penis Pants!#15

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:07pm

Maybe that's what the glove is for?


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Penis Pants!#16

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:25pm

why does he have a fake right arm? i mean you can see his right hand by his side.

oh, wait, so his right hand is free...it's all making sense now...


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Penis Pants!#17

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:32pm

Did he borrow that left arm from Jack Haley?

I've got the whole scenario now ... he showed up for a dinner date wearing those penis pants, and his date took one look and dumped a sushi salad on his head, then called security who hauled him outside (ripping open a button on his shirt), and dumped him right on the curb. He was clearly wearing his heart on his sleeve ... or, rather, under his lapel ...

He then stopped a guy dressed up as the Tin Man, pulled off his left arm, quickly spray-painted it beige to match his pants, and fastened it on himself.

Happens all the time.



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Updated On: 2/24/10 at 12:32 PM

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Penis Pants!#18

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:36pm

just when i thought i have seen it all....

i have no words....

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Penis Pants!#19

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:36pm

Wait a minute, Besty! Are you telling us someone attacked Q's partner just to make a fashion statement?


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Penis Pants!#20

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:47pm

"He's dressed like a porn version of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters."

ROFL!!!


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Penis Pants!#21

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:54pm

But wait! There's more.







Penis Underpants.

http://www.thisisfyf.com/2010/02/seriously-this-will-be-the-last-post-about-penispants.html


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Penis Pants!#22

Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:56pm

Whoa. Countdown to deletion ...


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Penis Pants!#23

Posted: 2/24/10 at 1:04pm

I'm LMAO at this thread!


KFTC!!!!!

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Penis Pants!#24

Posted: 2/24/10 at 1:05pm

I'm assuming that link is NSFW


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