Penis Pants!

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Penis Pants!

Posted: 2/24/10 at 10:36am

Designer Isabel Mastache Unveils Penis Trousers on Madrid Runway
By Mary Papenfuss - Newser

(Newser)  The well-dressed metrosexual looking for a little something extra can now scoop up a pair of pants with a cloth penis and scrotum stitched to the crotch. The unusual accoutrement, paraded on the Madrid runway thanks to designer Isabel Mastache, isnt for everyone, of course. As Queertys fashion reviewer declares: Three words. Do not want.


http://dailycaller.com/2010/02/24/designer-isabel-mastache-unveils-penis-trousers-on-madrid-runway/

#2

Penis Pants!

Posted: 2/24/10 at 10:50am

Charming.

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#3

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 10:53am

The rest of this atrocity is so glaringly awful, that I didn't notice the fake member at first.

A good reason not to drop acid while designing.
Or a good reason to drop acid, depending on your taste.

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#4

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:08am

He's dressed like a porn version of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters.

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#5

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:09am

HAHAHA!!!!

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#6

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:11am

someone dumped a sushi salad on his head.

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#7

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:14am

And why is that middle button undone? Is that part of the "look", or is he just a slob?

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#8

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:19am

I was unable to tell if there was a Bris performed on these pants.

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#9

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:27am

"He's dressed like a porn version of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters."

ROFL, Besty!!!!

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#10

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:39am

I guess this has to be fitted...no?

Frank Oz would be proud.

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#11

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 11:51am

"I was unable to tell if there was a Bris performed on these pants."

Yenta...it looks more whittled than snipped.

#12

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:01pm

What's up with the glove on one hand? Is that for... placing said parts in certain sections of the pants?

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#13

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:04pm

I'm guessing the blue wire is connected to a pump that can make the fake appendage..um...inflate.

Like those little plastic frogs from when you were a kid. You squeeze the ball and the kind of "hop".

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#14

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:05pm

A new way of greeting someone...

*Schwing!*

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#15

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:07pm

I wonder if it squirts?

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#16

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:07pm

Maybe that's what the glove is for?

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#17

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:25pm

why does he have a fake right arm? i mean you can see his right hand by his side.

oh, wait, so his right hand is free...it's all making sense now...

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#18

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:32pm

Did he borrow that left arm from Jack Haley?

I've got the whole scenario now ... he showed up for a dinner date wearing those penis pants, and his date took one look and dumped a sushi salad on his head, then called security who hauled him outside (ripping open a button on his shirt), and dumped him right on the curb. He was clearly wearing his heart on his sleeve ... or, rather, under his lapel ...

He then stopped a guy dressed up as the Tin Man, pulled off his left arm, quickly spray-painted it beige to match his pants, and fastened it on himself.

Happens all the time.

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Updated On: 2/24/10 at 12:32 PM

#19

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:36pm

just when i thought i have seen it all....

i have no words....

#20

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:36pm

Wait a minute, Besty! Are you telling us someone attacked Q's partner just to make a fashion statement?

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:47pm

"He's dressed like a porn version of Sigmund and the Sea Monsters."

ROFL!!!

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#22

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:54pm

But wait! There's more.







Penis Underpants.

http://www.thisisfyf.com/2010/02/seriously-this-will-be-the-last-post-about-penispants.html

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#23

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 12:56pm

Whoa. Countdown to deletion ...

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#24

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 1:04pm

I'm LMAO at this thread!

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#25

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Posted: 2/24/10 at 1:05pm

I'm assuming that link is NSFW

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