Perez Hilton Website to go out of business?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 1:09pm

Snarky celeb blogger Perez Hilton makes his first appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today to announce that he wants to change his website so that he's not viewed as a bully anymore.

DeGeneres was skeptical, but Perez explained that in the past two weeks he has been trying to bring awareness to teen suicides and gay bullying. "In doing so, a lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself, and a big one. That's not how I want to be perceived and that's not what I want to put out there into the world."

He says he is "going to do things differently on my website." For example, "I'm not going to call people nasty nicknames. I'm not going to go the mean route. I'm going to force myself to be funnier or smarter...not out people. I have done all of those things in the past." Perez added, "I still want to be sassy and critical, but I can do it without having to be mean or nasty."
Oh yeah. I totally believe him

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 1:11pm

Yeah, I'd take anything he says with a great big deer lick of salt, but more power to him.

[TheatreFan4]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 1:15pm

I call bullsh*t.

[gotham girl]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 1:17pm

if he wants to help the gay cause, he should pack it up and retire. i'm a Dlisted fan myself.

[Q]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 1:25pm

"Sing me no song! Read me no rhyme!
Don't waste my time, Show me!
Don't talk of June, Don't talk of fall!
Don't talk at all! Show me!"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 2:28pm

I was unacquainted with D Listed. MUCH classier. A sample:

To quote Jennifer Aniston, "I can't get a man, but that bitch Tater Head can!" It was just two seconds ago that actor Micah ?Alberti stopped sucking on Rumer Willis' chin full-time, and she's already got another hot piece spreading his sour cream, bacon bits and chives all over her. Tater and Micah barely broke up a little over a week ago, but at party in Beverly Hills on Saturday night, she showed up with Glee's Chord Overstreet and apparently the two were all over each other. Yup, he's definitely got that "I can't wait to **** my butt with that hung chin" look in his eye.

Some source tells People that Chord was also on Rumer like Kirstie Alley at the Souplantation potato bar last weekend in Las Vegas, "Chord was flirtatious with Rumer. They had a ?lot of fun."

Even though this relationship is most likely a fresh load from a publicist's dick, I still cannot condone it. When I look at Chord, I for some reason only see Justin from Queer as Folk. And when I think of Justin from Queer as Folk, I think of Brian Kinney's face nuzzling between his sugar-free Twinkie nalgas. As it should be. So therefore, Chord's butt cheeks are destined to marry a look-alike Brian Kinney face and I won't except anything else!

It makes Perez Hilton look like Edward R Murrow.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 2:31pm

Writing while stoned and with the munchies is such a bad idea.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 2:32pm

Now I want Twinkies and a baked potato.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 3:16pm

Also from dlisted - "When a douchebag wet burps and passes the check to Jennifer Aniston after a romantic dinner, she swoons so hard that the dust from her womb queefs out of her vag."

What do they have against Rachel!?

[romantico]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 3:47pm

This guy makes fun of people because of the way they look.

[Pippin]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 8:46pm

I love Dlisted. He makes fun of celebs who deserve to be made fun of, and he does it smartly. he's the opposite of Perez.

[romantico]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 9:06pm

Things are different. I've changed baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glRZpHuGj6Q&feature=

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VLu9yXbvp8

You decide

Updated On: 10/13/10 at 09:06 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 9:39pm

I'm curious Pippin: What did Rumer Willis do to be nicknamed "Tater head"? Or Chord Overstreet do to be discussed that way? I am not being snarky I really know very little about either person and I'm asking what they did to deserve that item.

[Pippin]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 11:25pm

Neither of them did anything to deserve being mocked except that they are in simply in the public eye. They call Rumer Willis Tater Head because of the slightly odd shape of her disproportionate head. And The Dlisted guy's style is saying overtly sexual things to boys he has a crush on, like Beckham, Anderson Cooper, and Chord Overstreet. I picture him as a gay Samantha, sitting at a bar table with a martini and a laptop. His humour is not for everyone, but I like it.

Where he differs from Perez is that The Dlisted guy subvertly loves (most of the) people he makes fun of. He Lets his bitchy style down when he posts a (semi) serious item, or a celebrity passes, like Bea Arthur for example:

"I was just got back from boozing in the sun to find my e-mail box filled with the terrible and heartbreaking news that the iconic Bea Arthur has went off to the great big lanai in the sky at the age of 86. I was not ready for this!

A rep for Bea said she died peacefully in her sleeping this morning at home. Bea had cancer, but her rep didn't give any specific details as to the cause of her death. Her personal assistant, Dan Witt, said, "She was a brilliant and witty woman. Bea will always have a special place in my heart." In mine as well.

Some know Bea for her role as Maude, but I know her as one of my best late-night friends, Dorothy Zbornak on Golden Girls. Seriously, I feel like I lost one of my bestest friends! After coming home from a drunken night, I could always count on Bea and company to lullaby me to sleep with their brilliant and touching way with comedy.

Thank you for being a friend, Bea. You will be missed and your genius will live on forever! I mean that. And tell "ma" we all said "Hi."

Now if you'll excuse me, I must drown the pain away with something strong. Maybe a cheesecaketini. Rest in peace, Bea....."

Perez is just nasty all around and he chooses people he wants to riducule and mock like a 6th grader with no friends.

Updated On: 10/13/10 at 11:25 PM

[romantico]

Posted: 10/13/10 at 11:51pm

Perez also went after Adam Sandler's baby daughter. Yeah, I can see going after Adam but his baby daughter Perez? Really? Oh, and he says she needs to go on a diet. Please see picture above and take a good look at Perez. I wonder if he'll go back and erase all these things since he has now changed.

http://perezhilton.com/2007-07-02-how-do-we-say-this-delicately-3

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/14/10 at 11:05am

Wow, Pippin, way to make Pippin look like an idiot! You really told her!

Pippin: I love Dlisted. He makes fun of celebs who deserve to be made fun of, and he does it smartly. he's the opposite of Perez.

Pippin: Neither of them did anything to deserve being mocked except that they are in simply in the public eye. They call Rumer Willis Tater Head because of the slightly odd shape of her disproportionate head. And The Dlisted guy's style is saying overtly sexual things to boys he has a crush on

Damn! that's tellin' em!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/14/10 at 3:34pm

I don't understand what's NOT nasty about referring to Jennifer Aniston's dusty, queefing vag(ina).

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/14/10 at 3:56pm

Or dubbing a person who's never sought the spotlight in any way "Tater Head" and mocking her appearance as retribution for being stupid enough to be born to famous parents?

[Jon]

Posted: 10/14/10 at 5:46pm

Rumer Willis hasn't sought the spotlight? She's had lead roles in at least 2 movies - a slasher film and the "comedy" The Bunny Next Door.

I doubt her parents forced her to seek work as an acteress.
Updated On: 10/14/10 at 05:46 PM

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 10/14/10 at 5:52pm

Whatever happened to Ted Casablanca? He was hot!