Playbill: Left hand or right?
Playbill: Left hand or right?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#0Playbill: Left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:54am
Do you prefer the usher to hand you your Playbill in your left hand or your right?
Me, I prefer them to shove it down the front of my pants.
#1re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 12:59ami like it when they throw them on the ground and yell, "come 'n get 'em!" and everyone dives to the floor writhing and grinding against one another in an orgy of materialistic glee trying to hoard as many as they can as if they were hoping to find a gold wonka ticket that would let them spend the 2nd act in johnny depp's lap.
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he was the gimmicky sort
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FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#2re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 1:00amThat's my second favorite!
#3re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 1:05am
I use my left hand while looking at my Playbills that's all I know.
#4re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 1:08ami'm using my right hand while looking at play...oh uh, wrong topic. nevermind.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#5re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 1:37amyou too papa?! :-P
#6re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 2:25am*hugs* Papa, if I weren't married about 17 times on this board, I'd ask you to marry me.
#7re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 3:06am
17 times in a month? Damn, monkey, you are a SLUT!
-d.b.j-
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#8re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 9:11amWow, you guys are rich enough to sit in the section where you get a playbill? And an usher?
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#9re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 9:24amI like the usher to roll it up, stick it up their ass and have my fish it out with my hands tied behind my back.
#10re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 9:32amI like that too, but only if they are Hispanic. Does that make me a little bit racist?
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#11re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 11:46am
oh no no no... I prefer it when I get to my seat, and I know the seating chart better than the usher, and then they try to put the wife of the star in the wrong seat and another much nicer usher ha to come and take over for the idiot usher...
or when I hand an usher my ticket and she doesn't give me a playbill.. sayings he needs my ticket first, so I have to snatch it back, tear it in half for her, and then hand it to her again.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#12re: playbill: left hand or right?
Posted: 8/14/04 at 11:49amAgain, why is it that posts with the word snatch are allowed, but I can't type cocktail without being censored?
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
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