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#1

Please define old

I went to the opthamologist yesterday and he told me that my reading vision had weakened due to age. Then, I went to have my haircut and was asked by the beautician if I wanted my gray covered up. He told me I needed to look younger. Are we a youth oriented society? I am 48 and by my standards that is young. Age is just a number.
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#3

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"Old" is using the phrase "When I was your age/that young..." and not thinking a thing of it.
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#4

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age is relative....I know many YOUNG 50 year olds, and MANY OLD 14 year olds.

What is sad is we do not respect, or seem to want our elders as they do in European, Asian, African, or South American cultures. That has always bothered me.

No Yenta, you are not old....you are just beginning!
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#5

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Yenta, "old" is older than me and I am older than you.

Example: Dollypop is old. You and I are not.
#6

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yes, yenta, if you live to be 100, you are just middle-aged.
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#7

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We live in a society in which 17 year-old starlets are having plastic surgery, and 20 year olds begin using Botox.

Sad.
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#8

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My mom is 47 and she's definitely not old. She has some gray hairs and is feeling a few aches that she didn't before but that doesn't mean that she's rolling over and dying, just slowly maturing.
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#9

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To all those snide characters who have suggested that I am old: I want you all to know that I may have a few years on you, but I still have the body of a god...Buddah.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#10

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BTW: Albin is a decade or so older than I am.
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#11

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"Are we a youth oriented society?" Oh, hell, you KNOW the answer to that question.

Maybe your hairdresser waspicking up on some of your "woe is me" vibes? And your vision is getting weaker BECAUSE you're getting older. Whether this is a "youth oriented society" or not.
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#12

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According to merriam webster old is "dating from the remote past", "distinguished from an object of the same kind by being of an earlier date", "having existed for a specified period of time", "of, relating to, or originating in a past era"...&& many more definations!

Yenta, perhaps your reading vision is diminished because your love for bww. Age is just a number. Channel the energies from your inner age, and don't let other people judege you. (Just don't be one of those scary people who are 50 that dress like they are 15. *shudder*)

"You're 26, right...that's old!" I love little kids that don't know any better. Except I'm not 26, and little 6 year old just don't have any concept of time.

But hey, a little gray hair coverage never hurt anyone.

Updated On: 8/11/05 at 10:53 AM

#13

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Old is when you can't wait to see the centerfold ofthe latest AARP magazine!
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#14

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You are old when you consider Metamucil a condiment.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#15

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I think the term means something different to everyone. In my oppinion i have a defined age as to what i think old is... but as i get nearer that age im sure i'll extend the boundaries. You're only as old as you feel!!
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Getting older and being old are two different things. My grandmother was old woman when she was 50. My mom is 72 and you can't keep her down, the woman is a dynamo.

Age is a state of mind.
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I'm like 49 on the inside...

I'm going through my mid-life crisis right now.


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