Poor Kirk Cameron!
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#0Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:41pm
The first thing he wants to know when you click on his website is:
ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN???!! Click Yes or No!
and he does NOT mean the one in Wicked!
I bet Mike Seaver would have clicked "NO!"
What a tool!
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/
#1re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:49pm
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
I took the 10 Commandments quiz. I FAILED!!!
Someone's gonna be taking a dip in the 'Lake of Fire'!
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#3re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:50pm
Dude, off topic.
those voices are scary "yes" "no" "yes" "no"
Ask yourself... have you obeyed the 10 commandments?
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#4re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:52pm
Ask yourself, Is there anyone you know who is not SAVED...
because if so..
THEY ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL!
Sorry ..thought I was on the off topic board!
Updated On: 4/20/04 at 03:52 PM
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:04pmI thought I was saved until I got to the 7th commandment. Lust did me in.
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:05pm
No wonder he never went into any production of "Chicago"...like everyone else!
#8re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:06pm
Or Cabaret.
He could have been a good emcee if not for this. *sigh*
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:38pm
i think the only thing i havent done is steal. cuz lust (adultery), and hatred (murder) and all those loose interpretations... i clicked guilty.
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:39pm
And there was also that pesky little fact that he couldn't act. He cant even read the script of the web page believably. I might add, it's a very funny site.
Just another teen who was in a very boring and forgetable sitcom trying to keep his 15 minutes of undeserved fame going.
But thanks for sharing the site, I needed a good laugh.
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:56pmHey, I loved him as Mike Seaver.....compared to Tracy Gold the boy was a teenage male Julie Harris!
#12re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:03pmExcept Julie has a deeper voice.
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#13re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:06pmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and is more butch!
#14re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:37pmKirk Cameron, bad bottom for Jesus.
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#15re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:47pmThe religious thing is not new to Cameron who had Julie McCullogh fired from the show because she had posed in Playboy. He's also been a big supporter and starred in two films from the Left Behind series.
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:51pmBehind being the operative word
#17re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:53pmI always felt there was something a little odd about the boy...
#18re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/20/04 at 7:19pmWDJD? What does that mean? (On the site?)
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Posted: 4/20/04 at 7:52pm
Oh boy.....that is a good laugh.....but really the whole point I think is disgusting. They scare you...well try...and then ask for your money. Terrible.....to think I had a little crush on mike seaver when I was younger. haha
Love your icon borstalboy.....I see him at the gym all the time......now there's motivation to go!!!
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#20re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/21/04 at 12:58am
WWJD- What Would Jesus Do?
Kirk, poor Kirk. Personally I think hell would be being trapped with an incontinent Cory Feldman on a transcontinental flight showing LEFT BEHIND as the in flight movie....
#21re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/21/04 at 1:01amNo...it's WDJD on the site...What DID Jesus do, maybe? Eh, my mild curiosity has passed.
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#22re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/21/04 at 8:20amBeing a very spiritual person, I can tell you that this is a bit messed up. Please don't blame this on Christians. Cameron infers that the 10 Commandments are the most important set of rules. But if he is a true Christian, he would be proclaiming the message of Jesus. The 10 Commandments are important, but Jesus preaches that the greatest commandment is love.
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#23re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/21/04 at 9:11am
I think the most AMAZING thing is the Hits this thread has had..
I wonder if Kirk knew he had a Broadway related fan base...
#24re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/21/04 at 12:34pm
Excellent point, gothampc.
Jakebloke you lucky damn DOG!!! How do you restrain yourself from following him into the shower?!
#25re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: re: Poor Kirk Cameron!
Posted: 4/21/04 at 1:00pmI had SUCH a crush on Kirk back in the Growing Pains day. He was a cutie! Now he scares me a bit. Both he and Tracey were much better than that kid who played their bratty brother. When he got older, his acting just got worse. In the 80s, the show was actually pretty good and featured another popular Alan Thicke theme song. I didn't realize how many theme songs he wrote back then. My personal favorite was Just the 10 of Us.
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