Poor Kirk Cameron!

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Poor Kirk Cameron!

Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:41pm

The first thing he wants to know when you click on his website is:

ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN???!! Click Yes or No!

and he does NOT mean the one in Wicked!

I bet Mike Seaver would have clicked "NO!"

What a tool!

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:49pm

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

I took the 10 Commandments quiz. I FAILED!!!

Someone's gonna be taking a dip in the 'Lake of Fire'!

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:49pm

Pathetic.

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:50pm

Dude, off topic.

those voices are scary "yes" "no" "yes" "no"

Ask yourself... have you obeyed the 10 commandments?

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 3:52pm

Ask yourself, Is there anyone you know who is not SAVED...

because if so..

THEY ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL!



Sorry ..thought I was on the off topic board!

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:04pm

I thought I was saved until I got to the 7th commandment. Lust did me in.

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:05pm

No wonder he never went into any production of "Chicago"...like everyone else!

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:06pm

Or Cabaret. He could have been a good emcee if not for this. *sigh*

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:38pm

i think the only thing i havent done is steal. cuz lust (adultery), and hatred (murder) and all those loose interpretations... i clicked guilty.

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:39pm

And there was also that pesky little fact that he couldn't act. He cant even read the script of the web page believably. I might add, it's a very funny site.
Just another teen who was in a very boring and forgetable sitcom trying to keep his 15 minutes of undeserved fame going.
But thanks for sharing the site, I needed a good laugh.

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 4:56pm

Hey, I loved him as Mike Seaver.....compared to Tracy Gold the boy was a teenage male Julie Harris!

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:03pm

Except Julie has a deeper voice.

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:06pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and is more butch!

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:37pm

Kirk Cameron, bad bottom for Jesus.

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:47pm

The religious thing is not new to Cameron who had Julie McCullogh fired from the show because she had posed in Playboy. He's also been a big supporter and starred in two films from the Left Behind series.

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:51pm

Behind being the operative word

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 5:53pm

I always felt there was something a little odd about the boy...

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 7:19pm

WDJD? What does that mean? (On the site?)

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Posted: 4/20/04 at 7:52pm

Oh boy.....that is a good laugh.....but really the whole point I think is disgusting. They scare you...well try...and then ask for your money. Terrible.....to think I had a little crush on mike seaver when I was younger. haha

Love your icon borstalboy.....I see him at the gym all the time......now there's motivation to go!!!

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Posted: 4/21/04 at 12:58am

WWJD- What Would Jesus Do?

Kirk, poor Kirk. Personally I think hell would be being trapped with an incontinent Cory Feldman on a transcontinental flight showing LEFT BEHIND as the in flight movie....

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Posted: 4/21/04 at 1:01am

No...it's WDJD on the site...What DID Jesus do, maybe? Eh, my mild curiosity has passed.

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Posted: 4/21/04 at 8:20am

Being a very spiritual person, I can tell you that this is a bit messed up. Please don't blame this on Christians. Cameron infers that the 10 Commandments are the most important set of rules. But if he is a true Christian, he would be proclaiming the message of Jesus. The 10 Commandments are important, but Jesus preaches that the greatest commandment is love.

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Posted: 4/21/04 at 9:11am

I think the most AMAZING thing is the Hits this thread has had..

I wonder if Kirk knew he had a Broadway related fan base...

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Posted: 4/21/04 at 12:34pm

Excellent point, gothampc.

Jakebloke you lucky damn DOG!!! How do you restrain yourself from following him into the shower?!

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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Posted: 4/21/04 at 1:00pm

I had SUCH a crush on Kirk back in the Growing Pains day. He was a cutie! Now he scares me a bit. Both he and Tracey were much better than that kid who played their bratty brother. When he got older, his acting just got worse. In the 80s, the show was actually pretty good and featured another popular Alan Thicke theme song. I didn't realize how many theme songs he wrote back then. My personal favorite was Just the 10 of Us.

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