Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#25Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 6:50amSo "Love, Actually" was wrong? There were no lobsters in the manger?
#26Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 8:57amNext he will tell everybody that Christ was not born on December 25th.
#27Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 10:14amGotcha, SNAFU. I had not heard the Mithras story before. I knew that the whole deal with Christmas being in December was an attempt to counter the 'pagan' celebration, just like Easter and Mardi Gras/Carnival.
#28Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 11:45am
"Jesus is still white, though, right?"
It depends on whose home you visit, Phyllis. I recently saw a portrait of the Guatemalan Baby Jesus and have since seen the light.
#29Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 12:11pm
So, Mary and Joseph walked back to Nazareth when she was about to give birth for the census? And the owner of the manger cleared out all the animals to give her privacy? And the shepherds didn't bring their flocks with their gifts? And the wise men from the East also walked hundreds of miles to see the baby in the manger?
Ok, Mr. Pope. Whatever you say.
#30Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 12:35pmyep and she was a virgin!
#31Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 12:45pmNot really related to the nativity scene but some of the comments reminded me about how I once tried to tell my brother that I thought the Adam and Eve story was an allegory made up by someone and he was horrified that I didn't believe Adam and Eve actually existed.
#32Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 12:49pm
But I thought ALL Catholic priests LOVED asses. Especially young male ones....
Oh, that was in bad taste...
#33Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/22/12 at 1:55pm

This is me doing my impersonation of a baby.
I was surprised the Pope even brought it up. I mean, if the church has been wrong about this ALL of these years, what else have they been wrong about?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#34Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/23/12 at 1:05am
I was hoping you would pull this picture back out Diva. Just too perfect with the title of the thread.
#35Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/23/12 at 8:41amI think I need to make cards out of it this year...
#36Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/23/12 at 10:02pmI'm pretty sure Alvin and the Chipmunks were there. And Mr. Magoo. And Natalie Wood.
#37Pope demands: Get your ass out of that manger!
Posted: 11/23/12 at 11:25pmNo she woodn't.
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