Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

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Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:17pm

My pet iguana FestedGringo got bited by the day worker again, I think this time it's curtains.
Don't let the haters ruin this night.
Pray, if you have any Pray left, THANK YOU.

#2

re: Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:41pm

*prays without ceasing for the immediate healing of LaBrinka's grammar and spelling disease*

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#3

re: Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:44pm

Please pray for my pet Monchichi- she's ill and desperately misses 1986!

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re: Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:46pm

#5

re: Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:47pm

"My pet iguana FestedGringo got bited by the day worker again, I think this time it's curtains.
Don't let the haters ruin this night.
Pray, if you have any Pray left, THANK YOU."

This is a joke, riight? Even my students at the Mecca of Education can write beeter than this.

BTW: Who the hell are you?

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#6

re: Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:47pm

My glow worm's stopped glowing.

#7

re: Pray For My Pet Iguana...(IMPORTANT and CARING)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:53pm

Give it up and serve the damned Iguana on toast. I hear you can find the recipe on Corrine's Corner.

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#8

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:56pm

i wish i was in tijuana...

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#9

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 4:57pm

My Tickle Me Elmo stopped laughing. I think he is depressed. Can everyone please pray for him too?

#10

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:01pm

Calvin, you sound like you are having the same problem tiff runs into frequently.. You probably just need new batteries..

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#11

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:02pm

Yet Tiff refuses to use a Glow Worm. Silly girl.

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#12

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:02pm

Cam - that's not a glow worm Tiff has...i'm just saying.

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#13

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:02pm

Batteries? I only allow healing through the power of prayer. Intervening with such invasive procedures is contrary to the will of God. Batteries? She's a witch!

#14

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:03pm

he's right, throw her into the lake and see if she floats.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#15

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:04pm

Your Elmo needs vitamins and exercise.

#16

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:07pm

Here Liotte - it's time to trade that thing in for a newer model.

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"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad

#17

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:08pm

Kill the witch!!!

hehehe

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas

#18

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:09pm

Is it incriminating to admit that I own a Chicken Dance Elmo?

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#19

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:09pm

An Elmo Big Bird crossbreed? Interesting...

#20

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:13pm

Now, when they bring Mr. Hooper back from the dead, that will be really impressive.

#21

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:14pm

I hear since Mindy Cohn got passed over for the touring role of Elphaba (curse that Julia Murney) that she now will be starring in "My Pet Iguana: The Musical"!!! Tickets go on sale to Visa Gold card holders next Monday!

#22

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 5:14pm

Now that is a bird that I will follow!!

#23

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 7:31pm

hopefully your iguana will taste nice with some fava beans....

now go post under your real name

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#24

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 7:37pm

Please pray for my Paramecium. It has an inflamed endoplasmic reticulum and a herniated nucleus .

#25

pray for my pet iguana...(impotent and cursing)

Posted: 3/21/06 at 7:45pm

oh God forgive me.......

para, para, para, para, para, Paramecium
You come and go
You come and go
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green

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It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 3/21/06 at 07:45 PM