Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage girl as daughter
Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage girl as daughter
#0Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage girl as daughter
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:08am
as this is new information, wanted it's own thread....
Dear Ole Albert officially acknowledged Jazmin Grace Grimaldi, of Palm Desert, CA as his third illegitimate child, although his family will not acknowledge her last name.
The Prince has said she's welcome in Monaco anytime, but can never assume the Throne...(DUH).
She is a shy, unassuming 8th grader at St. Margaret's Episcopal School and is an honor student.
Too bad he can't find a wife.......
She now has body guards from a prestigious company in Los Angeles.
I love how the Toronto Sun claimed...
"The teenager attends St. Margaret's Episcopal School in Palm Desert, southeast of Los Angeles."
Considering what a vacation hotspot the Palm Springs area is with Canadians, you'd think one of their largest newspapers would know where we are.......if anything other than due east, it's northeast.
It will be interesting to see how this young womans life proceeds.
The link takes you to yesterdays local paper, with the story AND pictures. Click on the picture and it goes to a few more.
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Princess in Palm Desert
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Updated On: 6/2/06 at 10:08 AM
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#1re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:15am
his third illegitimate child
Good old Al is clearly not a poster child for Safe Sex, is he...
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#2re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:18amWell, he is Catholic.
#3re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:21amiflit, that's what I thought...I mean after the first, why didn't he start covering it????? Idiot!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#4re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:22amI'm just wondering how many more are out there.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#5re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:23amreally Dottie.....A Gaggle of Grimaldis
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#6re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 11:31am
LOL..."A Gaggle of Grimaldis"
L O L !!!
Albert...I'm available if you want to settle down at last. :o)
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#7re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 11:58amApparently just because you're a prince doesn't mean you're a skank.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#8re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 11:59amHe shoulda stayed in the can!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#9re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:03pmBah-dum-bum.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#10re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:10pmSG, it was the only clean joke I could think of with that name.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#11re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:14pm
It's definitely his money!
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#12re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:15pm
Since when does this board require cleanliness?
Completely OT: Just bought The Exorcist on DVD. Oh, how I do love that movie.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#13re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:25pm
"Are you my baby daddy?"
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#14re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:28pmWatch out, Santa!
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#15re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 3:03pm
"Are you my baby daddy?"
somms, priceless
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#16re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 3:07pmRemember folks, he is Catholic he CAN'T cover it!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#17re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:40pmthank you catholic church for taking yet another option from your followers in regards to STD's......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Millie42
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/19/04
#18re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 6:00pmWell, if he were really sticking to the rules of the church, I'm thinking he wouldn't be sleeping around in the first place.
"My friends have made the story of my life."
-Helen Keller
#19re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 6:12pmMillie42, I beleve he has one said (on the topic of not having married yet) that "he dosen't want to make a mistake"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#20re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 8:10pmI remember when everyone said he was gay.
#21re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/2/06 at 8:13pmback then he was kinda cute........
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#22re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/3/06 at 10:02amI met him when he was at Amherst College, he was cute!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Color and Light
Broadway Star Joined: 10/23/05
#23re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/3/06 at 10:07am
"Are you my baby daddy?"
I literally had soda coming out of my nose...
Stop looking at my charisma.
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#24re: Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage
Posted: 6/3/06 at 10:44am
He is very attractive but his hair is all wrong.
He needs to either shave it all off like MC (Looks great on MC)
Or get hair implants.
With the right hair the man would be gorgeous.
PS Maybe he should see Federico salon, Fergie does. 
Updated On: 6/3/06 at 10:44 AM
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