Prince Albert officially announces recognition of Callifornia teenage girl as daughter

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:08am

as this is new information, wanted it's own thread....


Dear Ole Albert officially acknowledged Jazmin Grace Grimaldi, of Palm Desert, CA as his third illegitimate child, although his family will not acknowledge her last name.

The Prince has said she's welcome in Monaco anytime, but can never assume the Throne...(DUH).

She is a shy, unassuming 8th grader at St. Margaret's Episcopal School and is an honor student.

Too bad he can't find a wife.......

She now has body guards from a prestigious company in Los Angeles.

I love how the Toronto Sun claimed...
"The teenager attends St. Margaret's Episcopal School in Palm Desert, southeast of Los Angeles."

Considering what a vacation hotspot the Palm Springs area is with Canadians, you'd think one of their largest newspapers would know where we are.......if anything other than due east, it's northeast.

It will be interesting to see how this young womans life proceeds.

The link takes you to yesterdays local paper, with the story AND pictures. Click on the picture and it goes to a few more.

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Princess in Palm Desert

Updated On: 6/2/06 at 10:08 AM

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:15am

his third illegitimate child

Good old Al is clearly not a poster child for Safe Sex, is he...

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:18am

Well, he is Catholic.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:21am

iflit, that's what I thought...I mean after the first, why didn't he start covering it????? Idiot!

[DottieD'Luscia]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:22am

I'm just wondering how many more are out there.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 10:23am

really Dottie.....A Gaggle of Grimaldis

[beacon1]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 11:31am

LOL..."A Gaggle of Grimaldis"

L O L !!!

Albert...I'm available if you want to settle down at last. :o)

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 11:58am

Apparently just because you're a prince doesn't mean you're a skank.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 11:59am

He shoulda stayed in the can!

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:03pm

Bah-dum-bum.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:10pm

SG, it was the only clean joke I could think of with that name.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:14pm

It's definitely his money!

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:15pm

Since when does this board require cleanliness?




Completely OT: Just bought The Exorcist on DVD. Oh, how I do love that movie.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:25pm

"Are you my baby daddy?"

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 12:28pm

Watch out, Santa!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 3:03pm

"Are you my baby daddy?"


somms, priceless

[mominator]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 3:07pm

Remember folks, he is Catholic he CAN'T cover it!

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 5:40pm

thank you catholic church for taking yet another option from your followers in regards to STD's......

[Millie42]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 6:00pm

Well, if he were really sticking to the rules of the church, I'm thinking he wouldn't be sleeping around in the first place.

[mominator]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 6:12pm

Millie42, I beleve he has one said (on the topic of not having married yet) that "he dosen't want to make a mistake"

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 8:10pm

I remember when everyone said he was gay.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 6/2/06 at 8:13pm

back then he was kinda cute........

[mominator]

Posted: 6/3/06 at 10:02am

I met him when he was at Amherst College, he was cute!

[Color and Light]

Posted: 6/3/06 at 10:07am

"Are you my baby daddy?"

I literally had soda coming out of my nose...

[Corine2]

Posted: 6/3/06 at 10:44am

He is very attractive but his hair is all wrong.
He needs to either shave it all off like MC (Looks great on MC)
Or get hair implants.
With the right hair the man would be gorgeous.
PS Maybe he should see Federico salon, Fergie does. Updated On: 6/3/06 at 10:44 AM