Prince Charles to marry Camilla Parker Bowles

[Albin]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 5:59am

Reuters Link

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 6:17am

Be still my heart.

[Glebb]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 7:22am

I danced with a man, who danced with a girl, who danced with the Prince of Wales.......

[wildcat]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:07am

And that poor girl not cold in her grave...

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:14am

I slept with the Sommelier at The City Flogger who selected wine for Diana and Charles when they dined there.

[wildcat]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:20am

Did he let you sniff his cork?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:23am

sniffed it and made it pop without spilling a tasty drop.

[Jon]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:03am

Thank God she's beyond child bearing age. Those would be some ugly-ass-big-eared-horse-faced kids.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:05am

"Thank God she's beyond child bearing age. Those would be some ugly-ass-big-eared-horse-faced kids."

Are we completely 100% sure? There is absolutely no hope of childbirth? Please, for the sake of human race, ARE WE SURE??????

[robbiej]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:06am

Not necessarily so, Jon.

I've found it common that butt-ugly parents can sometimes produce lovely looking children.

It' when the parents are both beautiful that ya have to watch out. Too many 'good features' and the child looks like one of the aliens from Close Encounters.

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:28am

"Prince Charles to marry Camilla Parker Bowles"

Further proof that love must truly be blind.

Updated On: 2/10/05 at 11:28 AM

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:32am

Jon, I had that exact same thought when I heard the news. Picturing the hideous offspring of that union is a chilling thought...

[Plum]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:36pm

But we're not the least bit shallow, are we?

Anyway, if they love each other, good for them, and congratulations.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:41pm

One day she will be the Queen of England. How do the Brits feel about that?

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:53pm

Attractive or Not, it's a shame that they couldn't have done this years ago....

We might never have known Di, but then she would probably still be alive at this point.

Such a waste....because everyone was so focused on being "proper" during this time.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:55pm

The Palace made clear that she would not get the title of Queen. When Charles becomes King, Camilla will be called the Princess Consort. Must be some sort of compromise.

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:58pm

But does anyone really seriously believe that Charles will ever be King?.....maybe technically for a few moments before handing the crown to his son. Updated On: 2/10/05 at 12:58 PM

[Albin]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:26pm

"maybe technically for a few moments before handing the crown to his son."

Only after prying the crown out of QEII's cold, dead hands!!!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:30pm

So how come Charles can marry a divorced woman, but Edward had to abdicate?

[Gothampc]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:38pm

Times have changed. When Elizabeth took the throne, a divorced person wasn't supposed to be allowed in her presence.

Does anyone think Charles is going to abdicate? I bet the Queen will pay him to "go away".

[mominator]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:39pm

Easy Goth Wallis wasn't a Brit!

[WOSQ]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 4:22pm

This is all well and good, but with all that money and titles and power, would someone PLEASE arrange to do something, anything with Camilla's hair.

Ghastly.
Dreadful.
And every other synonym one can think of.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 4:37pm

You're not supposed to marry your liasions.

Updated On: 2/10/05 at 04:37 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 9:28pm

They are registered at Target. I got them a crockpot.

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 2/10/05 at 9:47pm

"But we're not the least bit shallow, are we?"

Oh no, certainly not!