Prince Charles to marry Camilla Parker Bowles
#2
Posted: 2/10/05 at 6:17am
Be still my heart.
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#3
Posted: 2/10/05 at 7:22am
I danced with a man, who danced with a girl, who danced with the Prince of Wales.......
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#4
Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:07am
And that poor girl not cold in her grave...
#5
Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:14am
I slept with the Sommelier at The City Flogger who selected wine for Diana and Charles when they dined there.
#6
Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:20am
Did he let you sniff his cork?
#7
Posted: 2/10/05 at 8:23am
sniffed it and made it pop without spilling a tasty drop.
#8
Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:03am
Thank God she's beyond child bearing age. Those would be some ugly-ass-big-eared-horse-faced kids.
#9
Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:05am
"Thank God she's beyond child bearing age. Those would be some ugly-ass-big-eared-horse-faced kids."
Are we completely 100% sure? There is absolutely no hope of childbirth? Please, for the sake of human race, ARE WE SURE??????
Are we completely 100% sure? There is absolutely no hope of childbirth? Please, for the sake of human race, ARE WE SURE??????
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#10
Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:06am
Not necessarily so, Jon.
I've found it common that butt-ugly parents can sometimes produce lovely looking children.
It' when the parents are both beautiful that ya have to watch out. Too many 'good features' and the child looks like one of the aliens from Close Encounters.
I've found it common that butt-ugly parents can sometimes produce lovely looking children.
It' when the parents are both beautiful that ya have to watch out. Too many 'good features' and the child looks like one of the aliens from Close Encounters.
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#11
Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:28am
"Prince Charles to marry Camilla Parker Bowles"
Further proof that love must truly be blind.
Further proof that love must truly be blind.
There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered.
- Nelson Mandela
Updated On: 2/10/05 at 11:28 AM
#12
Posted: 2/10/05 at 11:32am
Jon, I had that exact same thought when I heard the news. Picturing the hideous offspring of that union is a chilling thought...
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#13
Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:36pm
But we're not the least bit shallow, are we? 
Anyway, if they love each other, good for them, and congratulations.
Anyway, if they love each other, good for them, and congratulations.
#14
Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:41pm
One day she will be the Queen of England. How do the Brits feel about that?
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#15
Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:53pm
Attractive or Not, it's a shame that they couldn't have done this years ago....
We might never have known Di, but then she would probably still be alive at this point.
Such a waste....because everyone was so focused on being "proper" during this time.
We might never have known Di, but then she would probably still be alive at this point.
Such a waste....because everyone was so focused on being "proper" during this time.
#16
Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:55pm
The Palace made clear that she would not get the title of Queen. When Charles becomes King, Camilla will be called the Princess Consort. Must be some sort of compromise.
#17
Posted: 2/10/05 at 12:58pm
But does anyone really seriously believe that Charles will ever be King?.....maybe technically for a few moments before handing the crown to his son.
Updated On: 2/10/05 at 12:58 PM
#18
Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:26pm
"maybe technically for a few moments before handing the crown to his son."
Only after prying the crown out of QEII's cold, dead hands!!!
Only after prying the crown out of QEII's cold, dead hands!!!
#19
Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:30pm
So how come Charles can marry a divorced woman, but Edward had to abdicate?
PEACE.
#20
Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:38pm
Times have changed. When Elizabeth took the throne, a divorced person wasn't supposed to be allowed in her presence.
Does anyone think Charles is going to abdicate? I bet the Queen will pay him to "go away".
Does anyone think Charles is going to abdicate? I bet the Queen will pay him to "go away".
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#21
Posted: 2/10/05 at 1:39pm
Easy Goth Wallis wasn't a Brit!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#22
Posted: 2/10/05 at 4:22pm
This is all well and good, but with all that money and titles and power, would someone PLEASE arrange to do something, anything with Camilla's hair.
Ghastly.
Dreadful.
And every other synonym one can think of.
Ghastly.
Dreadful.
And every other synonym one can think of.
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#23
Posted: 2/10/05 at 4:37pm
You're not supposed to marry your liasions.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 2/10/05 at 04:37 PM
#24
Posted: 2/10/05 at 9:28pm
They are registered at Target. I got them a crockpot.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#25
Posted: 2/10/05 at 9:47pm
"But we're not the least bit shallow, are we?"
Oh no, certainly not!
Oh no, certainly not!
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