Princess joke you may have already heard

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 10:47am

i know it's made the rounds, but it reminds me of some of the posters here (in a good way). So IF you haven't heard/read it yet:

> What beats a princess??

A British Airway's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to
descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers. "Captain Marvey has asked
me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those
big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to
raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my
country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, bitch."

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 11:09am

that is my favorite joke EVER. It's my standard Josh Party Joke...glad someone else likes it, too :)

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 11:18am

i have a feeling "tray up bitch" might become a catchphrase...possibly replacing "o-kaaaaaaay?"

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 11:23am

Jailyard, do i take it from your post that Josh is your first name? *updating BWW stalker Excel document in another window*

[JailyardGuy]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 11:26am

Yes, yes indeed it is. Joshua, if you're nasty.


And I know you are.

[jjdude2000]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 12:52pm

Hahaha thank you for that~!

[IMsooHyprToday]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 1:35pm

too funny!

[Joshua488]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 1:53pm

OMG, I love it!!

[paradox_error]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:16pm

Wunderbar!

What a nice joke!

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:42pm

when i heard it i tried to picture Tracey Ullman's air steward character doing it, but he's not that into the baby-talk...

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:50pm

---the crowd goes quiet as the double is attempted---

Updated On: 3/9/05 at 02:50 PM

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 2:59pm

aaaaaaand the triple post---kinda like the Triple Axel, Miss Hammell.

Updated On: 3/9/05 at 02:59 PM

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 3/9/05 at 8:07pm

Nothing like the Friendly Skies!