Quoth "The Simpsons"
Quoth "The Simpsons"
#0Quoth "The Simpsons"
Posted: 8/25/04 at 5:22pm
I got some time to kill....how about everyone's favorite quote from the longest-running sitcom in history?
I think i'd have to go with...
Homer: I've seen plays that were more interesting than this! Honest to god, PLAYS!
WindyCityActor
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/13/03
#1re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 5:31pmHomer: "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#2re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 5:56pm
"That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!"
And various other things that Ralph Wiggum says.
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
#3re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 6:08pm
I have WAY too many favorite quotes. Many can be found here:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes
My favorite episode as of right now is Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington.
#4re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 6:27pm
So many to choose from, but today it has to be Lisa
"If anybody wants me, I'll be in my room"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
GovernorSlaton
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/14/04
J LA
Understudy Joined: 12/13/03
#6re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 6:39pm
My favorite show!!!
Homer" to alchohol--the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"
Jayla
#7re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 6:43pm
Ah, "The Simpsons..." almost as quotable as "Family Guy!"
"We moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?"
"I fell off the jungle gym and when I woke up I was here."
"I start fires!"
http://community.livejournal.com/ltd_brands_suck/
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#8re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 6:52pmBarney, waving goodbye to Sherry Bobbins - "Goodbye, Superman!"
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#9re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 7:20pm
"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle....
....they're on TV!"
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka
#10re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:02pm
Aw, Rose, you got to my favorites before I did. Also. . .
Bart - "Smell that Ralph? That's the smell of justice."
Ralph - "Smells like hot dogs."
"Trying is the first step to failure." - Homer
Thou giveth fever.
junglered
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#12re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 8:37pmDoes anyone remember BART MAN from the 1980's? I used to have the posters and cds. Great show.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#13re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 10:34pm
Homer, agreeing with Stephen Hawking:
"Larry Flynt is right!"
#14re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 10:40pm
"They think they're so high and mighty, just because they've never been caught driving without pants." -Moe.
Real men are tenors.
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#15re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 10:44pm
Homer tries to make the company softball team:
HOMER: Clemens, did I make the team?
CLEMENS: You sure did!
HOMER: I did! Woo-hoo! In your face, Strawberry!
CLEMENS: Wait a minute, are you Ken Griffey, Jr.?
HOMER: No.
CLEMENS: Sorry. Didn't mean to get your hopes up.
#16re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 11:31pm
- "You can tell us. We're the MTV generation. We feel neither highs nor lows."
- "Really? What's that like?"
- "Meh."
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
#17re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 11:32pm
RALPH (taking bite out of tomacco): "Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!"
CHIEF WIGGIM (also taking bite): "You're right, this DOES taste like Grandma!"
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
#18re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 11:34pm
Comic Book Guy: Are you the creator of 'Hi and Lois' because you are making me LAUGH!
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Homer: If you hate your job you don't go on strike, you go in everyday and do it really half-assed, that's the American way.
#19re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 11:37pm
Lyrics to that splendid musical version of A Streetcar Named Desire, "Oh, Streetcar!":
Long before the Superdome
Where the Saints of football play...
Lived a city that the damned call home
Hear their hellish rondelet...
New Orleans!
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores
New Orleans!
Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores
If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip'
New Orleans!
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile
New Orleans!
Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul
New Orleans!
Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank
New Orleans!
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
#20re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 11:40pm
HOMER (about Apu): "He lied to us through song! I HATE it when they do that!"
I love the Simpsons.
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
Updated On: 8/25/04 at 11:40 PM
#21re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 11:44pm
This one is golden:
NED FLANDERS: "Look Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-c*cked, make a$$es of ourselves. So I don't to be hard on you, but I just wish you wouldn't curse in front of my boys!"
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#22re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/25/04 at 11:45pm
"Homer: [sickly sweet] Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
MargoChanning
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/5/04
#23re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/26/04 at 1:16am
Homer: "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming."
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Marge: Grandpa, this flag only has 49 stars on it
Grandpa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!
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Ralph Wiggum : My cat's breath smells like cat food
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Homer : Save me Jeebus!
"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie
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"The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#24re: Quoth 'The Simpsons'
Posted: 8/26/04 at 1:27amHOMER (watching "The Ten Commandments" on TV): "I love God. He's my favourite fictional character."
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
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