Radioactive Tuna bear down on California coast

I am thinking Matthew McConaughay as the loopy Tuna Boat captain who first spots the Radioactive Tuna. Jodie foster as the Animal Rights Activist who fights to protect the Tuna and is eventually eaten by one. America Ferera as the oceanology professor who has to brief the president about the Tuna attack. Will Smith as the hotshot big game hunter who has to take the Tuna down before it can sink the orphanage/boat he was raised on.
The Radioactive Tuna are coming!

Yes it would. I pondered that option and decided to do a series of movies FIRST, then eventually manage a band called Radioactive Tuna. I am thinking about a female lead singer so I can bill the group as "Suzzy Snatch and her Radioactive Tuna."

Can't wait for the sushi roll.

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Radioactive Tuna Roll- available as part of a Radioactive Tuna Combo Meal with a Large Mountain Dew at Long John Silver, summer of 2013.

Updated On: 5/29/12 at 02:06 PM

I wanna know what a tuna bear is...

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That's Radioactive Tuna III- The Radioactive Tuna crossbreed with Kodiak bears in the great Northwest. I'm hoping for a Glenn Beck cameo

Ewwwwww, why does the thought of the taste of tuna and that photo make me sick to my stomach?

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