Random Advice Thread

#1

Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:02pm

This is the thread where people will give good advice that may or may not come into use for you. Mine is: Never eat gummy candy after going to teh dentist, even if it's 45 minutes later after you're done. (my poor aching teeth)

#2

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:05pm

Don't run into the salt water right after you shave your legs....

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#3

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:07pm

Don't take a bath in a champagne filled tub.

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#4

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:07pm

don't take any wooden nickels.

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#5

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:07pm

Don't drink Mountain Dew after midnight if you want to fall asleep before 4 o'clock in the morning.

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#6

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:08pm

Addie-I did that in Israel! Ouch....

#7

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:08pm

Don't eat yellow snow.

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"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."

#8

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:10pm

Don't drink mountain dew. Period.

#9

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:12pm

Don't eat magic mushrooms and then drink a bunch of SoCo.

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#10

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:13pm

Don't forget to eat before you go to the dentist.

#11

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:14pm

If you have a hot dental hygentist eat a bag of oreos before walking in so you can have some time to spark conversation and get her/him into bed.

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#12

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:24pm

why is most advice negative? We are always being told not to do something - like don't piss on the electric fence or don't put you hand on the hot stove...That is all well and good - but does anyone ever give positive advice?

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when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

#13

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:30pm

-always cross on the green, never in between.

-whatever the circumstances, it is never the right decision to take off one's pants on the merry-go-round.

-listen to nothing FOX News tells you

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#14

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:30pm

Woops, I listen to FOX News.

#15

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Posted: 12/27/04 at 4:56pm

Ignore your Lashon teacher when she asks you to modern dance, even if she offers you extra credit.

#16

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 5:23pm

Always wear water shoes in the ocean, no matter how ridiculous they look.

#17

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 5:45pm

Don't laugh hard while sucking on an everlasting gobstopper, because you might accidentally begin to swallow it, and it could get wedged in your throat and cause you to almost have to go to the emergency room

Another piece of advice:
If that does happen, drink lots of warm water and you'll be fine


Not that I've had any experience with this

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#18

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 5:48pm

Try not to hiccup when smoking, it burns.


Try not to laugh as you hit the bowl. No one likes a volcano!

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I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

#19

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 6:05pm

If you get a bone stuck in your throat, eat Challah and you'll be fine.

#20

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 8:23pm

Hug someone everyday

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#21

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Posted: 12/27/04 at 8:45pm

For women.........Date a transvestite and double your wardrobe.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#22

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 8:56pm

Always put the peanut butter and jelly on the inside of the sandwich.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#23

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 9:03pm

never cook baycon with out your shirt on

#24

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 9:33pm

Always take Tylenol/Advil BEFORE going to the orthodontist or dentist.
Save yourself from some of the pain.

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#25

re: Random Advice Thread

Posted: 12/27/04 at 10:24pm

If ever life presents you with an opportunity to get a pogo stick, take advantage of it.

Also, never break a little girl's Skip-It... it's a traumatizing experience.

Edit - Whoops, I meant break not bring.

Updated On: 12/28/04 at 10:24 PM