#26
Posted: 12/27/04 at 10:27pm
This is my friend's to me-If your mom offer to take you shopping or buy you a lot of stuff or give you manicures-accept the offer!
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#27
Posted: 12/27/04 at 10:28pm
Always wear an apron if cooking bacon in hte nude
#28
Posted: 12/27/04 at 10:34pm
Iron topless.
I've heard that it's liberating.
I've heard that it's liberating.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#29
Posted: 12/27/04 at 10:37pm
I'm a guy who took off a shirt to iron it once. I did indeed burn my stomach..ouch...definitely good advice.
#30
Posted: 12/27/04 at 11:29pm
Don't live in Wisconsin. Period.
Totale finsternis, ein meer von gefuehl und kein land
#31
Posted: 12/28/04 at 9:46am
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
If the doctor is hot, stop eating apples!
If the doctor is hot, stop eating apples!
#32
Posted: 12/28/04 at 9:49am
Don't drink champagne and post at 3am.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#33
Posted: 12/28/04 at 9:53am
Don't sit next to Eddie Varley after he's had a steak with onions and wiz.
#34
Posted: 12/28/04 at 2:39pm
don't try to drink out of a straw after going to the dentist and getting a filling... you'll end up either spitting it all over or drooling like a baby (and i've now done both in the past 5 min). very attractive. 
#35
Posted: 12/28/04 at 6:13pm
Don't go to a friends' house unless you know a cat never lived there.
#36
Posted: 12/28/04 at 8:23pm
sounds like there's an interesting story behind the never owning a cat... care to share?
#37
Posted: 12/28/04 at 8:40pm
It's not interesting....I'm horribly allergic.
Also, if you go to a public place and touch anything, wash your hands or use hand sanitizer. I didn't and got a horrible allergic reaction because I touched something with shellfish on it. My lip blew up.
Also, if you go to a public place and touch anything, wash your hands or use hand sanitizer. I didn't and got a horrible allergic reaction because I touched something with shellfish on it. My lip blew up.
#38
Posted: 12/28/04 at 8:56pm
Protect toilet seats in strange bathrooms.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#39
Posted: 12/28/04 at 9:41pm
Don't bring up anyone with the first names Idina, Eden, Ideden, Kristefer, or Kristin on this board.
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#40
Posted: 12/28/04 at 10:02pm
good advice... but I have some reaallly good advice
DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY
(And Laine, raccoon5833, says (to Missy, really) "Don't mistake Dan Rosenbaum's nose ring for a booger again, you made him blush.")
Hey! it really DID look like a booger!
(No it didn't, you loser!)
YES IT DID
DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY
(And Laine, raccoon5833, says (to Missy, really) "Don't mistake Dan Rosenbaum's nose ring for a booger again, you made him blush.")
Hey! it really DID look like a booger!
(No it didn't, you loser!)
YES IT DID
#41
Posted: 12/28/04 at 10:16pm
(Something I say at the end of the run of every play, graduation ceremony, etc.)
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!
#43
Posted: 12/28/04 at 10:25pm
hey, does no one else think his nose ring looks a LITTLE like a boogie?
#44
Posted: 12/28/04 at 10:49pm
Don't disobey me.
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
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