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#1

Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight

Anyone else going to watch?
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#3

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Unfortunately, I don't get HBO. However, I find myself agreeing with almost every single thing he says. Anyone else like that?
#4

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Oooh, I didn't realize it was back already! I do so love New Rules!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#5

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anyone wanna place bets on whether or not his last New Rule of the night will involve cheney and guns? cause I think it will.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#6

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It's on tonight?!?!

YES!

I've waited so long for it to come back...
"A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
#9

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How much do I love that my college has HBO right now.
David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel
#11

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me too jacob, thats one of the few great things about my school is the TV we get.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#12

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I always liked Bill Maher and found myself agreeing with him on pretty much everything. I loved him! I mean this is the guy that stuck Al Franken and Arianna Huffington in bed to discuss the 1996 election! Then, on his show, he said, "Dogs are like retarded children." Sarah Ferguson booed and said, "They [retarded children] have a heart and a soul." Bill snapped back, "They have a heart and a soul and a brain that's retarded." I have a harder time liking him now.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#14

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The New Rules were pretty good tonight. And his little schpiel at the end was hilarious. Kinda makes you rethink posting personal details on the Internet...
"A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
#15

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I love when he gets comedians on (like Eddie Griffin tonight) who are quick on their feet, have an opinion, and aren't afraid to express it. Comedians tend to be better at this than actors they have on - and they're ALWAYS liberal. Anyone remember any conservative entertainers they've had on the show?
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#16

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Anne Coulter.

The fascist Barbie cracks me up every time.
"A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
#17

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Guess who's back, back again, guess who's back, tell a friend.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
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Yup.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

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