Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#0Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 6:54pmAnyone else going to watch?
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#1re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 7:01pmFINALLY! It's taping. LOVE him. He is going to have SOOOOO much to pick on since he left!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 7:07pmUnfortunately, I don't get HBO. However, I find myself agreeing with almost every single thing he says. Anyone else like that?
#3re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 7:15pmOooh, I didn't realize it was back already! I do so love New Rules!
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#4re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 7:48pmanyone wanna place bets on whether or not his last New Rule of the night will involve cheney and guns? cause I think it will.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#5re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 7:50pm
It's on tonight?!?!
YES!
I've waited so long for it to come back...
"A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
Luscious
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/20/05
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#8re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 8:49pmHow much do I love that my college has HBO right now.
David walked into the valley
With a stone clutched in his hand
He was only a boy
But he knew someone must take a stand
There will always be a valley
Always mountains one must scale
There will always be perilous waters
Which someone must sail
-Into the Fire
Scarlet Pimpernel
#9re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 9:36pmhmmm - I think he's going to tackle Cheney and guns LONG before New Rules! Can't wait.
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#10re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 9:41pmme too jacob, thats one of the few great things about my school is the TV we get.
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
#11re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 10:56pmI always liked Bill Maher and found myself agreeing with him on pretty much everything. I loved him! I mean this is the guy that stuck Al Franken and Arianna Huffington in bed to discuss the 1996 election! Then, on his show, he said, "Dogs are like retarded children." Sarah Ferguson booed and said, "They [retarded children] have a heart and a soul." Bill snapped back, "They have a heart and a soul and a brain that's retarded." I have a harder time liking him now.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#12re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 11:03pmNot a BM fan.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#13re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/17/06 at 11:59pmThe New Rules were pretty good tonight. And his little schpiel at the end was hilarious. Kinda makes you rethink posting personal details on the Internet...
"A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
#14re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/18/06 at 12:16amI love when he gets comedians on (like Eddie Griffin tonight) who are quick on their feet, have an opinion, and aren't afraid to express it. Comedians tend to be better at this than actors they have on - and they're ALWAYS liberal. Anyone remember any conservative entertainers they've had on the show?
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#15re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 2/18/06 at 12:21am
Anne Coulter.
The fascist Barbie cracks me up every time.
"A little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing." - Thomas Jefferson
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#16re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:04pmGuess who's back, back again, guess who's back, tell a friend.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
#17re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:12pmIs it tonight?
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#18re: Real Time with Bill Maher returns tonight
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:16pmYup.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
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