Red carpet showdown!
Red carpet showdown!
#0Red carpet showdown!
Posted: 1/14/05 at 4:23pm
From "You Can't Make It Up:"
[The Today Show dropped to a new low today, with Katie the Couric-ly Lion interviewing red carpet alums "Joanlissa Rivers" and Star Jones to talk about their upcoming "Red Carpet Rivalry" at the Golden Globe's this Sunday.
What was interesting about this, other than the sheer circus that is their appearances, is that Star Jones refused to be interviewed alongside Joan and Melissa. First Katie interviewed an always charming Joan (with Melissa fulfilling her role as "parasitic fetus"). Once they were done, Katie moved to an odd looking Star, a look I can only describe as "obesely gaunt", who explained that she wouldn't do a group interview with Joan because "they have different styles." I'm guessing Joan likes to drink her blood out of a goblet, while Star prefers to drain it directly from the cow's neck.]
So, are you going to be watching Joan or Star? It was not a contest for me, until I heard that Kathy Griffin (whom I adore) will also be with Star, so there may be some channel changing...
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Updated On: 1/14/05 at 04:23 PM
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#1re: Red carpet showdown!
Posted: 1/14/05 at 4:24pm
Sh*t!
I LOVE MY KATHY!!!!
But I'm devoted to Joan and Mel!
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#2re: Red carpet showdown!
Posted: 1/14/05 at 4:25pm"obesely gaunt" - that is PRICELESS. Thank you!
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#3re: Red carpet showdown!
Posted: 1/15/05 at 5:11pmI don't like the Rivers at all. I think they are incredibly annoying, and they shouldn't be on TV anymore.
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#4re: Red carpet showdown!
Posted: 1/15/05 at 9:33pm
i dont like any of them, i usually put red carpet shows on and mute it.
#5re: Red carpet showdown!
Posted: 1/15/05 at 9:54pmI. Hate. Star.
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