Do you know the way to Santa Fe? Because I think me and my beat-up car are f*cking lost.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
It's sad that you had to spell it out.
"Take your AZT break"
HOLY BANANAS! I think we have our first RENT DVD quote hybrid!
This boy could use some stoli!!!
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Actually, I've got a bottle of Kettle 1 in the freezer.
And some clean martini glasses in the cabinet. Anyone up for a little martini time?
WINE AND BEER!
**gets out lawn chair, handcuffs and hands Jersey a glass of iced tea**
Could you stir this for me.. I need to dance..
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
and sixteen orders of fries.
No, really, how can Jersey stir if her hands are cuffed? Hopefully they're padded somehow, as to not bruise her delicate hands.
I'll stir.
Why thank you..
**dances**
Gotta light?
Why won't someone light my candle?
C'est la vie boheme.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
I'm old for my age.
Bitch, I was born to be bad.
There are other fishies in the sea! Love, MOM
There will ALWAYS be women in rubber.
I didn't pierce my nipples because it grossed YOU out.
Damn right it did.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
Word. Nipple piercing is icky.
Especially on teenage girls :/
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
On anyone.
but I DID pierce my tongue..
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
I had a nose ring once.
I have my nose pierced too.. I'm definately not into having my nipples done though.. ICK.. and OUCH!!!
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