Republican Congressman Is So Ashamed

At least he didn't find her on rentboy.com.



"I sinned against God, my wife and my family by having a mutual relationship with a part-time member of my staff," Souder said in a statement Tuesday. "I am so shamed to have hurt those I love."

Souder said his resignation – which will take effect Friday — is "the best decision for my family, the people of northeast Indiana and our country."

"In the poisonous environment of Washington, D.C., any personal failing is seized upon, often twisted, for political gain,” Souder said. “I am resigning rather than put my family through that painful, drawn-out process."

Rep. Mark Souder on affair with aide: 'I have sinned'

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the best is that he made an abstinence education video with the assistant he was boning!

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Isn't "abstinence video" some kind of straight-porn code for "edging video"?

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Andy Towle points out this delicious bit of hypocrisy:

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Souder's website reads:

"I believe that Congress must fight to uphold the traditional values that undergird the strength of our nation. The family plays a fundamental role in our society. Studies consistently demonstrate that it is best for a child to have a mother and father, and I am committed to preserving traditional marriage, the union of one man and one woman."

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one man, one woman, one midget, three naked pygmy mole rats, several busty assistants and a 10 gallon tub of lube. this is what you heathen gays have done to marriage.

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