Republican Lies: The Complete Collection

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 3:50pm

More at the link.

# Stephen Colbert was not funny.
# Helen Thomas is old and batty.
# Mexicans are taking our jobs.
# Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
# Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
# Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
# Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
# Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
# Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
# No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
# We do not torture.
# There is no global warming.
# There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
# Howard Dean can't raise money.
# John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
# George W. Bush is a decider.
# John McCain is a straight-shooter.
# Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
# Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
# Democrats do.
# The economy is great.
# Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
# Diebold voting machines are secure.
# Fox News is fair and balanced.
# Mission accomplished.
# Bill Clinton did it too.
# No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
# The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
# Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
# No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
# Bush won Florida in 2000.
# Bush won Ohio in 2004.
# Bill Clinton caused 9/11.
# Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down.
# Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11.
Stephen Colbert was not funny.

Updated On: 5/23/06 at 03:50 PM

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 3:58pm

How dare you compile such a hurtful list when there are GAYS trying to get MARRIED.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 4:07pm

This one is a little farther down the list:

* Gay couples seek to destroy Marriage.

So there!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 4:09pm

Wonderwaiter, perhaps you have the luxury of being a single issue voter, but Mary Cheney and I do not. We know nothing of luxury, Mary and I.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 4:14pm

This thread hurts America.

[nomdeplume]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 5:37pm

PalJoey is apolitical.

[beav]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 7:54pm

hmmmmm... must make some sort of comment

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 8:52pm

Great. First the terrorists are winning, now a Sock Puppet. This country is going to Hell, I tell you what.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 8:54pm

Apolitical?

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 10:06pm

Stephen Colbert is not funny? For shame!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 10:08pm

That's one of the Republican lies, Rose: that he was "unfunny" and "inappropriate."

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 10:12pm

Jerks.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 10:15pm

That's the spirit. ;-}

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 5/23/06 at 10:40pm

they just didnt like the fact that he was pointing out there faults. They seem to have to sense of humor.