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Posted: 5/23/06 at 3:50pm
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# Stephen Colbert was not funny.
# Helen Thomas is old and batty.
# Mexicans are taking our jobs.
# Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
# Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
# Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
# Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
# Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
# Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
# No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
# We do not torture.
# There is no global warming.
# There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
# Howard Dean can't raise money.
# John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
# George W. Bush is a decider.
# John McCain is a straight-shooter.
# Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
# Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
# Democrats do.
# The economy is great.
# Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
# Diebold voting machines are secure.
# Fox News is fair and balanced.
# Mission accomplished.
# Bill Clinton did it too.
# No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
# The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
# Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
# No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
# Bush won Florida in 2000.
# Bush won Ohio in 2004.
# Bill Clinton caused 9/11.
# Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down.
# Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11.
Stephen Colbert was not funny.
# Stephen Colbert was not funny.
# Helen Thomas is old and batty.
# Mexicans are taking our jobs.
# Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
# Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
# Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
# Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
# Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
# Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
# No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
# We do not torture.
# There is no global warming.
# There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
# Howard Dean can't raise money.
# John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
# George W. Bush is a decider.
# John McCain is a straight-shooter.
# Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
# Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
# Democrats do.
# The economy is great.
# Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
# Diebold voting machines are secure.
# Fox News is fair and balanced.
# Mission accomplished.
# Bill Clinton did it too.
# No one could have anticipated the Iraqi insurgency.
# The budget deficit will be cut in half in four years.
# Anyone who thinks Dubai shouldn't control our ports is racist.
# No one who thinks we should build a wall along the Mexican border is racist.
# Bush won Florida in 2000.
# Bush won Ohio in 2004.
# Bill Clinton caused 9/11.
# Bill Clinton was once offered Bin Laden "on a silver platter" and turned it down.
# Saddam Hussein attacked us on 9/11.
Stephen Colbert was not funny.
Updated On: 5/23/06 at 03:50 PM
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