Republicans outraged over "Trophy Wife" slur
Posted: 10/18/07 at 10:42am
I'm personally all for Demorcrats sinking as low as the Republicans have. Attempting to take the high road has never done any good and it just gives the right more latitude to carry on with business as usual.
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At that moment, the GOP lost any chance to ever claim the high ground in the issue of slurring a candidate's family.
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According to Chanti/HD, Republicans NEVER call people names. Only Democrats do.
Posted: 10/18/07 at 11:18am
as far as mrs. thompson, she's far better looking than any other candidate's spouse (republican or democrat) or any first lady in recent memory. so of course she's gonna get buried under a sh*t storm from the left. but they'd better be careful, everyday in everyway, fred becomes more and more skeletor-ian and there's no he-man on the left.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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1. What does Fred use to "get it up and keep it up" when he mounts Jeri, his trophy-wife?
a) Viagra
b) Cialis
c) A Male Potency Packet from the corner deli
d) None of the above--he doesn't even try anymore
2. What do you think Jeri, Fred's trophy wife, thinks about when Fred is on top of her, trying his best to "make the moment last"?
a) Her next fling with the gardener
b) Her next fling with the pool boy
c) Her next fling with her tennis instructor
d) Her next fling with her personal trainer
e) All of the above--at the same time!
f) None of the above--her next Botox treatment
Posted: 10/18/07 at 11:36am

Hail to FT and TITS!
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Hehehehehehehe...
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Edited because apparently my pinkie is too weak to press a Shift key.
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john edwards "you can't seriously think i'm gonna f*ck that cancer ridden cow" quiz
1. how does john avoid thinking about his wife's suffering while he bones his ann coulter look-alike squeeze?
a) meditation
b) virtual reality goggles
c) gouges his eyes out and makes blondie wear a strap-on
d) plays tapes of ann coulter at 11 on his ipod
2. what do you think elizabeth, john's cancer-ridden, sick and suffering wife thinks about while john bones a skinny blonde?
a) when filing divorce papers will do the most damage to his campaign
b) if she has enough batteries for jack rabbit (her one true love)
c) wondering if she has enough dilaudid left to induce a coma
d) hoping she really was right about there being no god
e) wondering how hillary did it
f) ways to blame dick cheney for her cancer
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
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What's the line from Valley of the Dolls? "BOOBIES! BOOBIES!"
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