Rhino, anyone?

#1

Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:45pm

I will own one as a pet one day, I swear!
Are these creatures not beautiful?

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Updated On: 6/20/05 at 09:45 PM

#2

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:48pm

Lovely. I think hippos are ugly though... saying that isn't animal cruelty, is it?

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#3

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 9:50pm

Hippos are cute, however, they are disgusting animals. They fling their dung all over the place with their tails.

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#4

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:00pm

I want an elephant. Who do I have to call to arrange that?

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

#5

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:16pm

I want a Liger, or a dolphin, and I really want that cute little baby lemur from Madagascar.

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#6

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:18pm

My friend Callie has a Zebra. He's really mean though. And, that rhino is so cute!

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Well, I'm glad he got away with it.

#7

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:19pm

How did she get a zebra?!

A woman I know has an emu... it's really intimidating.

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"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."

#8

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:28pm

Emu's are very temperamental. They can kill with one kick - but they're not as aggresive as Cassabura's. Those are some "killer" birds.

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#9

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:37pm

How about sitting on a Rhino?

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#10

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:37pm

Just imagine what it would be like to clean up after a pet that large...

SHOVEL!

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#11

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 10:38pm

I thought this was a thread about the Cubs great Ryne Sandberg.

#12

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:02pm

My neighbor has a panda. It's in China though but they pay for costs and its theirs just they dont see it often. It is their property they just pay people to feed it in China and stuff. And this lady had 2 tigers by my town but the government gave the tigers away to some zoo and the lady was put in jail I think.

Updated On: 6/20/05 at 11:02 PM

#13

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/20/05 at 11:20pm

I heart Justice! I hope you get your dream pet some day, until them you can settle for a cat.

#14

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Posted: 6/21/05 at 1:41am

"until then you can settle for a cat."

How about a "cat" AND a chimp??

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

Updated On: 6/21/05 at 01:41 AM

#15

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Posted: 6/21/05 at 1:42am

I want a liger too KelRel "Its pretty much my favorite animal".

#16

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/21/05 at 1:45am

They have ligers in Korea.

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#17

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/21/05 at 1:47am

Are you from Korea Aigoo, your pics on the avatar thread looked like you might be.

#18

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Posted: 6/21/05 at 1:58am

Totally forgot about the Hippos.

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

Updated On: 6/21/05 at 01:58 AM

#19

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/21/05 at 2:00am

I know this sounds weird, but i wanna ride a hippo. thatd be friggin cool. except for all the birds.

#20

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Posted: 6/21/05 at 2:01am

The hippo looks so much better in this pic...

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#21

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/21/05 at 2:02am

And we can't forget the Goat's kiss...

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#22

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/21/05 at 2:04am

that goat looks very much into that kiss. But i still wanna get a ride on that hippo.

#23

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/21/05 at 2:06am

Good luck Jimmy. Hippos are the number one killers in Africa. Water Buffalo's come in second. And it's funny, you would think Lion'swere, but, they actully don't kill as many humans as Hippos and Buffalo combined.

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"Do you know what pledge time is, Andrew"? said the PBS Executive. "Yes", Lloyd Webber replied. "My 50th birthday special must be one program that gets done a lot." "No", mused the man from PBS heedlessy. "Not so much. Our Stephen Sondheim Carnegie Hall concert. That's a big one." Spoons, forks and knives seemed suddenly to suspend their motion in horror, all around the table.

#24

re: Rhino, anyone?

Posted: 6/21/05 at 2:11am

Yeah, i know, but i can always dream. In fact im going to bed now. maybe i can ride a rhino.

#25

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Posted: 6/21/05 at 2:15am

I think the goat kiss has to be my new favourite photo.