Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
#25Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 6:11amSo,any suggestions on how his agent/publicist will spin this?
#26Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 10:31am"Oh you know him. Such a kidder! All of his costars say so!"
#27Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 2:25pmromantico, he was drinking a lot of beer during the interview so his agent can blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.
#28Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 2:57pmMel Gibson used the same excuse when he was pulled over and we all know he is NOT a racist,right?
#29Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 3:27pmWhat racist thing did Mel Gibson say? Hmm- We know he is a major hypocrite, anti-semetic, has said homophobic things, and most definitely inflicted with paranoia but I have not found anything that made him out to be a racist though consider the laundry list it could be possible.
#30Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 3:42pmSorry, you are correct. I meant to say anti-semetic.(blame the beer, I was kidding,etc.LOL) I sometimes have difficulty keeping all the celebrities and their troubles straight.
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#31Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 4:25pm
Perhaps Robert has a problem similar to Troy McLure:
"Gay?! I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see..."
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#32Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 5:50pmI dunno if there's anything to be spun. Is anyone else talking about it?
#33Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 6:42pmEvery time Robert Pattinson says something ridiculous (which is most of the time), my world gets a little richer.
#34Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 9:14pmLOL...according to the comments from his fangulls, this is a VERY WELL KNOWN British joke about "swelling"
husk_charmer
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
#35Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 10:51pm^ huh?
#36Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/15/10 at 11:05pm
from one of the comments on nydaliynews:
Zukie
12:03:49 AM
Feb 15, 2010
People it's an old British joke. "DOCTOR DOCTOR, I think I'm allergic to vaginas!! Why do you think that sir? Because every time I see one I swell up and need to rub."!!!! Meaning he was probably somewhat embarrassed and uncomfortable and turned on!!! Why? Because he's a man
NY Daily News story
#37Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 1:40am
Lol, I don't think Rob could get any more annoying if he tried. His schtick was kind of endearing in the beginning but now he just sounds so stupid every time he opens his mouth.
He and KStew need to get into a rocket and blast off into space and stay there forever.
husk_charmer
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/19/06
#38Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 11:01amAh...well if it is a joke from R-Pat...it did NOT land the way he expected.
#39Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 11:12am
Yeeeeaaah . . . I don't think he's making that joke. He actually says "I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina."
I don't think that's how you begin that joke.
Craww
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
#40Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 4:03pm
The RPattz version of joking is essentially just thinking up new ways to turn off rabid fangirls. It's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be effective.
#41Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 4:06pm
You'd think the reports of his BO would have done that.
I guess Twilight fangirls are made of sterner stuff than I previously thought. Or than I am.
Craww
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
#42Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 4:09pm
For that matter, you'd think the Twilight fangirls would take umbrage to his constant mockery of Twilight. Yet most of them persist.
He's a legitimately weird dude. This I've known since he showed up for the Goblet of Fire premiere dressed like he just rolled out of an opium den.
#43Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 4:11pm
one must never underestimate the power of denial and resolve in fangirls, or as a friend of mine calls them "Fangulls" ...after the 'Mine, Mine, Mine' birds from Finding Nemo
#44Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/16/10 at 7:30pm
He's just making himself seem lame and mentally challenged. He's not repelling fangirls. He could say that he likes to have sex with like, big furry animals, tiny children and fat bald men and the twilight girls would still be exploding in their pants over him.
I've never gotten the appeal.
Craww
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
#45Robert Pattinson is gay, right?
Posted: 2/17/10 at 6:12pm
To the left.
When this is the kind of fans you have you can't blame a guy for trying anything.
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